jillybean

coworker decided to buy us all breakfast so i walked into a biscuit and hashbrowns sitting on my desk glowing like a quest item

at any given time there is at least a 90% chance that i’m thinking about ryan ross

would YOU be calm and composed during cars 9/11?

gets a job that is 99% talking on the phone. develops a bad cough on day two of employment. ok

could tell after 2 eps that gachiakuta would be an instant favorite for me and it only keeps getting better

hajime iwaizumi (27) athletic trainer

making a conscious decision to start posting again. too many thoughts bouncing around like ping pong balls in my head. anyways

I forgot about posting. Is it fun

you can feel reassured that i’ll commit arson if your work retaliates against you (fbi this is a joke)

thinking about spam musubi

i love you dry cereal

get a load of mr cheese over here

hate when i’ve been sitting in my car for 20 minutes and my neighbor walks outside when im finally ready to go in. now i have to wait 2 more minutes. rude

this is so wild kskskdk

today was a $25 day btw

being a bartender is so fun bc sometimes you work a shift and make $300 and sometimes you work a shift and make $25 and you never really know which one it’s gonna be. really keeps you on your toes

bag secured

i’m literally going almost all the way to indianapolis because i found one in stock at a total wine 😭

driving to a different city today to pick up a gin bottle shaped like a cat. nothing can stand between me and my trinkets

(also i hate this for you and im sorry and i love you)

so you’re telling me at 27 years old you don’t have 30+ years job experience? wow. skill issue

me vs. the sensory nightmare that is having bangs

new job is making me wear dark blue jeans instead of black jeans. i am not made for this capitalist hellscape

homophobic tbh

saw a gif of That Scene from the taking of deborah logan on reddit and now i’m scared to walk inside. my frozen groceries are melting

literally 😭 i see some of the craziest stuff and i comment “ew” and get hit with a ban warning

can’t even comment “yuck” on tiktok without it getting taken down immediately. pls tiktok i don’t have much i just want to cyberbully conservatives

ITS BEEN CONSTANT LATELY and idk why 😭

opens bluesky. proana content on my feed. closes bluesky.

small friend