Mandolyn

A bowl of homemade coleslaw 1 jalapeño, minced (depithed if necessary depending on heat tolerance) 1/2 red onion, minced 1 small cabbage, cut into medium strips Slaw sauce 2 large spoonfuls of mayo 1-2 tbsp of apple cider vinegar A couple glorps of Frank’s Red Hot Pepper to taste Mix sauce in separate bowl until incorporated, mix everything in large bowl until incorporated, cover and chill in fridge for at least four hours, stir before serving (I usually pair it with BBQ pulled pork or tritip sandwiches)

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Trump Economy™ just keeps doing it's thing

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September 30 October 1

Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV

ICE attempted
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.

I have lived and worked in and around Chicago for 27 years and I have been assaulted less often than Sen Paul has been in his own back yard.

you probably need to be of a certain vintage to understand the absolute hilarity of ken starr being in the epstein files

Elon Musk, Peter Thiel and Steve Bannon named in Epstein files released by Democrats The three Trump allies are all mentioned in redacted copies of Epstein's daily schedules.

NEW: Elon Musk, Peter Thiel and Steve Bannon are all named in Epstein docs released today by Democrats

It takes a lot of smarts to be good at funny

How sweet! You even got us the “heart healthy” soup filling!

Did he ever pay that $5 million judgement against him? Maybe he should try doing that.

Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile is in select theaters October 2.

> @governor.ca.gov

As my math teacher said the different between a billion and a million is about a billion. Sadly, Trump never learned that lesson.

It gives me no pleasure to report that he does indeed have that shit on

Nothing to see here. Just Tylenol’s lawyers warming up…🔥

Same, and I even wore clean underwear just in case.

Sarcastic “Rapture Survivor Card” showing the holder has survived 8 of the requisite 9 End Times needed for a free one.

Not yet?

Trump trying to get into Heaven when the Rapture starts

Dangit, the app converted the pics from Grandma’s funeral into the Benny Hill theme, again.

If it was Plinko I’d allow it

The UN GA is a fun time for autocrats and dictators to yap about whatever weird topics are on their egomaniacal minds.

BREAKING — Notices for the Disney+ price increase went out at noon ET today, confirming my scoop from last night. Details: www.vulture.com/article/disn...

Got it! Have a good evening 😀