Mandolyn

GOP Madlibs:
Adjective - dingus
Occupation - butler
Another occupation - mayor
Noun - underwear

Labor Secretary’s Husband Barred From Department Premises After Reports of Sexual Assaults At least two female staff members said Dr. Shawn DeRemer had touched them inappropriately at the agency in Washington.

The labor secretary’s husband was barred from the department’s premises after two staffers said he sexually assaulted them.

Democrats Plan to Counter Trump’s Speech to Congress With Rally

Gift link:
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YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert Rep. James Talarico On Confronting Christian Nationalism, And Strange Days In The Texas Legislature

Currently at 719,000 views. I expect it to be in the millions by end of day.

Colbert’s forbidden/banned interview with Texas State Rep James Talarico.

youtu.be/oiTJ7Pz_59A

Trump embodies “heads I win, tails you lose”

Liz Truss greeting Queen Elizabeth in a tastefully appointed room with two armchairs in front of a fireplace. The Queen is visibly frail while holding a walking stick.

It was just two days later…

Can Trump’s DOJ talk about Epstein now?

Passengers are stranded at the airport due to the immediate shutdown of El Paso airspace for 10 days with no warning #ElPaso

I guess an island is not “technically“ a room. So gross.

I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.

China hates hockey? Mmkay

Something bridge, hockey, China. That’s all you need.

MAGA’s Halftime Show Brutally Mocked for Being Pre-Recorded They had the opportunity for a second take—and still didn’t use it.

What’s really weird about the pathetic lip syncing is the “show” was pre- recorded. You would think he would do a second, or third, take to get the timing and lyrics correct. www.thedailybeast.com/magas-halfti...

Post a banger that isn't in English:
youtu.be/I914_v6Jve8?...

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

THESE ARE ALSO MY POLLING NUMBERS. THANK YOU! — GOVERNOR GCN

White and gray kitty lounging on her person’s lap.

Hi Grinch! Coco likes your face markings

Whether it's Donald Trump taking bribes from terror-sponsoring foreign governments, Donald Trump plotting to rig the 2026 election, or Donald Trump posting a video of the Obamas as apes, both parties must do better.

Same! I think it’s because most of the athletes will not medal so that’s their chance to shine for themselves and their countries. They can forever say “I’m an Olympian”.

And the tiny signs behind them!

Good ice facts!

Scumbag

A woo woo woo!

It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio Peña, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.

Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”

No, it's hodling

Layoffs this month are the highest since 2009.

Is that why you deleted this tweet?

I think @gtconway.bsky.social will find this interesting 🐕