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The United States is an imperialist shithole.

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One of my favorite sayings is “I don’t debate with people John Brown would’ve shot.”.

20.02.2026 21:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Imperialist war and fascism aren’t “policy mistakes” but the logic of a decaying capitalist order.

20.02.2026 11:42 — 👍 8    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 1

The US is likely in its last week before history will recognize us as 'Properly Defunct' as the United States Empire.

So yeah... I'm not gonna say this isn't vindicating after a year of saying this was inevitable & watching the system burn every calorie to make it not happen.

Because it is.

20.02.2026 15:43 — 👍 53    🔁 7    💬 3    📌 0

I would also accept a massive stroke that forces him to linger for years, unable to speak or communicate, laying in his own filth.

20.02.2026 15:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“…if a liberal shows up to free you…”

LOfuckingL

Like they would pull themselves away from brunch…

19.02.2026 09:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve severely strained my sacroiliac joint by:

Placing my coffee cup on the coffee table.

Turning slightly to drop a piece of paper in the recycling bin.

Drying my lower legs after a shower.

Getting old isn’t fair sometimes. 🤦‍♂️😆

18.02.2026 20:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“The fact is that the directing of this country does not at present belong to the people, but to a relative handful of wealthy men. The foundation of the government, as presently constituted, is not the general welfare, but the special privilege of industrial and financial giants.”
Henry A. Wallace

18.02.2026 19:16 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
15.02.2026 18:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@hillaryclinton.bsky.social your pedophile husband tried to deport me when I was 5 btw. Nonetheless, I am still here and alive. That is a small victory against the mass violence that is deportation. Cope and seethe, lady.

15.02.2026 17:35 — 👍 147    🔁 36    💬 4    📌 0
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#SocialistSunday

08.02.2026 12:22 — 👍 37    🔁 22    💬 2    📌 0

A culinary one…? 🤷‍♂️

07.02.2026 21:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wouldn’t know whether to eat it or fuck it…

07.02.2026 21:06 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Mother of god… 😳🤤

07.02.2026 21:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 1, Episode 6

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 1, Episode 6

07.02.2026 18:49 — 👍 213    🔁 56    💬 2    📌 1

I would smash all of that… like right now…

07.02.2026 20:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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You’d think not, but then again the Czechs are crafty, so… 🤷‍♂️😆

07.02.2026 16:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes! LOVED H as well as Q, the expository on TH was brilliant. One of the things I loved most was how plainly you drew the path from hieroglyphics to Phoenician to English, and consistently referred back to previous letters to maintain that chain. Just great story telling.

06.02.2026 20:19 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
Cover of the book “Why Q Needs U. A history of our letters and how we use them.” by Danny Bate

Cover of the book “Why Q Needs U. A history of our letters and how we use them.” by Danny Bate

For folks who are fans of linguistics, I highly recommend this book by @dannybate.bsky.social I found it fascinating, enlightening, and an all-around fun read. And even though I’ve finished it, I still bring it with me in hopes I’ll bump into Danny in Prague and have him sign it. 😆

06.02.2026 19:29 — 👍 20    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

The Epstein case reflects systemic issues within the American elite. Despite clear evidence, the perpetrators will probably never be charged. They engage in exploitative practices without consequence.The American oligarchy has amassed its wealth through parasitism

02.02.2026 14:05 — 👍 11974    🔁 2911    💬 595    📌 143
Tweet by Jatin @jatinkmalik 

The reason why RAM has become four times more expensive is that a huge amount of RAM that has not yet been produced was purchased with non-existent money to be installed in GPUs that also have not yet been produced, in order to place them in data centers that have not yet been built, powered by infrastructure that may never appear, to satisfy demand that does not actually exist and to obtain profit that is mathematically impossible

Tweet by Jatin @jatinkmalik The reason why RAM has become four times more expensive is that a huge amount of RAM that has not yet been produced was purchased with non-existent money to be installed in GPUs that also have not yet been produced, in order to place them in data centers that have not yet been built, powered by infrastructure that may never appear, to satisfy demand that does not actually exist and to obtain profit that is mathematically impossible

10.01.2026 12:05 — 👍 20227    🔁 7366    💬 142    📌 275

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

03.01.2026 17:00 — 👍 18554    🔁 3965    💬 17    📌 29

Glad to see people talking about Penn Jillette. The 2024 interview was done by me. I found him to be a refreshingly reflective, self-critical individual who has remained curious and willing to evolve.

08.12.2025 05:02 — 👍 4819    🔁 1013    💬 41    📌 49

The fragile egos of the brainwashed, bootlicking 🇺🇸 populace.

04.07.2025 08:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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12.06.2025 23:24 — 👍 511    🔁 64    💬 7    📌 3

Cettering

12.06.2025 12:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Please stop making me remember that Pete Buttigieg exists

22.05.2025 22:20 — 👍 45    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 1

Nothing lays waste to the myth of British class and superiority than knowing British people…

23.05.2025 13:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Some jobs you just can't work from home

23.05.2025 11:24 — 👍 1243    🔁 102    💬 4    📌 5

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