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Zoning nerd. Lawyer. Mom. Wife. Hockey Nut. Radical leftist πŸ™„. Native Californian transplant in Maryland. No, I don’t pronounce β€œO” like that, but my kids do.

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IT. IS. CLEAR. Can you not hedge on absolutely everything?

04.10.2025 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly

04.10.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The president just gathered the highest ranking officers in the military to tell them that he may order them to kill American citizens -- and that they better follow his orders. All in response to a series of crises that have no basis in reality.

I don't know how to yell any louder.

30.09.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 19107    πŸ” 6947    πŸ’¬ 542    πŸ“Œ 348

They bend every law, they break every law, they hack voting machines, they deploy roving gangs of thugs to steal people off the street, they openly embrace racism, they lie nonstop, they incite political violence, and much more. Their evil knows no limits. Then they claim to be followers of Jesus.

27.06.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 13380    πŸ” 3916    πŸ’¬ 649    πŸ“Œ 243

That’s 100% accurate. A perfect distillation of how we got here.

27.06.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

➑️ WE DO NOT FORGET:

*a Trump-loving MAGA assassin murdered Minnesota lawmaker Melissa Hortman, her husband, Mark, and shot others

*ICE agents are kidnapping and disappearing immigrants off of the streets of America

*Trump/the GOP are destroying working American families to benefit the ultra-rich

22.06.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3220    πŸ” 1049    πŸ’¬ 79    πŸ“Œ 28

Juneteenth is the perfect moment to remind everyone of two facts:

1. Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
2. Those who prevent history from being taught are plotting to repeat it.

Read this out loud. Read it again. Then teach it to your kids.

19.06.2025 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 6227    πŸ” 2199    πŸ’¬ 79    πŸ“Œ 87

I think our elected officials were (allegedly) chosen to do actual work governing our country under our Constitution and the Laws of the United States, not engaging in internet trolling and feeding the sycophants at Fox News, but apparently that’s all this administration is qualified to do.

19.06.2025 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who the f is Captain Toucan and what’s his authority here? Masked gestapo and leaders dressed like they’re going to a Jimmy Buffett concert while reporting to work at a federal building? What an embarrassment. I’d like to know where this guy was on January 6, 2021.

19.06.2025 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so very sorry for your and your family’s loss, Karen. Sending love and the hope that the memory of her will carry with it the light she offered in life.

19.06.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is a lie. We all saw the video. The Senator clearly identified himself, and he did not "lunge" toward anyone.
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If these miserable propagandists will lie to you about roughing up a U.S. Senator in a room full of reporters, what won't they lie to you about?

12.06.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 17620    πŸ” 5230    πŸ’¬ 794    πŸ“Œ 224

everyone who’s spent years stockpiling weapons and screeching about β€œtyranny” and β€œgovernment overreach” sure is fucking quiet right now

09.06.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2928    πŸ” 556    πŸ’¬ 77    πŸ“Œ 19

shame on JD Vance and the republican party for hiding this obvious decline. they’re deceiving the american people about a man who’s obviously physically and mentally ill. who’s really running our country?

09.06.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 504    πŸ” 124    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 3

HA!! This wins the internet today, and that's really saying something.

05.06.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Annie Andrews Launch Video: "Unafraid"
YouTube video by Annie Andrews Annie Andrews Launch Video: "Unafraid"

I'm Dr. Annie Andrews. I’m a pediatrician, not a politician. But either way I know how to handle people who are full of sh*t.

Today I am announcing my campaign for US Senate to replace Lindsey Graham. Share this if you're with me.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8wM...

29.05.2025 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 20854    πŸ” 8087    πŸ’¬ 1112    πŸ“Œ 1107

Excellent work there, Matt.

08.05.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm keeping the last one for the next time someone really pisses me off. As a parent of a current middle schooler, that is a sick burn.

07.05.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And where did this list come from? DOGE illegally raiding the NLRB's computer systems.

07.05.2025 10:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My big takeaway from tonight’s DC Bar president candidates Q&A is that Pam Bondi’s brother is exactly who you think he is, and it’s very important that DC lawyers cast our votes for @whatajlp.bsky.social by the 6/4 deadline. Search your email for β€œVote Today in the D.C. Bar Election” and do it now.

05.05.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4119    πŸ” 1458    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 38

That’s it!

03.05.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Badge of honor.

03.05.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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LOL

01.05.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2365    πŸ” 198    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 10

Then take back YOUR tarriff power, Senator.

01.05.2025 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is shocking to me. Mr. Rubio is an officer of the court, and he just said he will not comply with Judge Xinis or anyone else who dare question him. That is not the oath I took. He should be immediately disbarred. And this clip should go to Judge Xinis immediately.

01.05.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 853    πŸ” 205    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 7

I suspect raids like this are being conducted by deputized organizations and not by DHS/FBI - while I do not think much of them, at least those agencies have procedure manuals and know to leave a card so that the searched individual can get their things back. This is outrageous.

29.04.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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URGENT: This is not a crime

A judge has the authority in her courthouse to excuse a defendant for God's sake

Trump tried this in 1st term & he was thrown out of court πŸ‘‰ www.courtlistener.com/docket/14997...

PS the violation here was Patel's tweet & that's why he deleted. I'll be filing complaint

25.04.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 7097    πŸ” 2391    πŸ’¬ 273    πŸ“Œ 134

There’s no Alien Enemies Act exception to the Fourth Amendment.

25.04.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 6462    πŸ” 2202    πŸ’¬ 171    πŸ“Œ 58
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23.04.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just say it. This meeting killed the Pope. But even if we say it, JD lacks the self awareness to realize or accept that everything he touches dies, and that he’s likely responsible for the death of his Holy Father.

21.04.2025 11:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your math’s wrong. $50k per clearance * 30 = $1.5m, then divide by 59 homes, that’s $25k per unit. Just for plan check. Not permit fees, water/sewer connection fees, development impact fees, or other planning/subdivision application fees. Those probably add $20k-$50k per unit before building.

20.04.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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