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@ary.bsky.social

Occasional writer, sometimes game developer, constant spreadsheet nerd. '90. He/him/any. Mute #uspolitics to avoid my copious posts about the state of the world

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a man wearing a white shirt and yellow tie is pointing Alt: That guy who played a cop in Superbad looks really shocked at something he's pointing at
04.11.2025 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a person in a yellow shirt is jumping in the air . Alt: Someone opens to a bright light and is knocked back by its intensity
04.11.2025 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a couple of aliens are standing next to each other in front of a helicopter and a group of soldiers . Alt: The vaguely racist trade federation aliens from Star Wars declare their victory

Hell yeah we love the trade federation

04.11.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

0 but I'm getting a Switch 2 as soon as the store I have $500 in loyalty points saved up at gets them for Black Friday lol

04.11.2025 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

auditory processing disorder is kicking my ass here, but am I understanding right that he has like a community library but of food?

that's so sweet πŸ₯Ή

04.11.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome back! Glad to see the trip hasn't changed either of you

04.11.2025 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

smooth Mario can't hurt you

04.11.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Genuinely more shocked and upset by this than any other legacy media falling. Teen Vogue was on the forefront of good political reporting. This is a huge loss.

04.11.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

100%! I can *explain* their hostility but not justify it lol

04.11.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

KC you're so damn good at comics

03.11.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This was a fun story arc with the cat and mouse known as The Malefactor and the Agitator, respectively.

03.11.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 138    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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re-reading my old webcomic funny online animals (found at funnyonlineanimals.com)

03.11.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 388    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds incredible!

03.11.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope she just feels better after a sleep 😭

03.11.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They think you not eating meat is a moral judgment on them eating meat and thus inherently an attack on them, so they get defensive.

03.11.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

PLAY OF THE GAME:

*cool shit happens but at the back of the shot you can see GN ragdoll off a cliff*

03.11.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Exclusive: Watch The Mighty Nein Title Sequence Check out an exclusive look at the opening title sequence of the new fantasy series from the makers of 'The Legend of Vox Machina.'

We got titles! #themightynein editorial.rottentomatoes.com/article/snea...

03.11.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 409    πŸ” 76    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 9

Hey unrelated, and if you are I'll email you with more details, but just to check ahead of timeβ€”are you interested in taking commissions right now? πŸ‘€

03.11.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

omg too cute 😭

03.11.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice! Excited to listen 😊

03.11.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was a desperate situation!

03.11.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for the alt text ❀️

03.11.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Slamasaurus (1/2)

01.12.2024 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 467    πŸ” 90    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
An urgent message is sent by delivery raven (a la Game of Thrones). The royal recipient is concerned. Below cursive script, crude raven scrawl has been added to the scroll: β€œfeed food gud ravin”

An urgent message is sent by delivery raven (a la Game of Thrones). The royal recipient is concerned. Below cursive script, crude raven scrawl has been added to the scroll: β€œfeed food gud ravin”

03.11.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2124    πŸ” 449    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 3

Now I want a breakfast burrito 😩

03.11.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did something change in the last week? I'm suddenly getting a ton of DM spam again

03.11.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me walking into Jenna's office like a pet or child with a trophy they're super proud of: "Guess who remembered to turn the oven off 😌"

03.11.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

FACE MEAT SANDWICH

03.11.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you ever find more than two comments on a post I've made you'll know I'm too far gone

03.11.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Luckily I have just one thousand and only maybe a dozen who know who I am πŸ˜ŒπŸ’…

03.11.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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