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Promotional Mario 64 art #gaming #retro #art #mario #nintendo

It's the Boner Cabaret. A group of men are all aligned on stage. The swish their boners around in perfect choreographed unison. We smash cut to a Nuremburg rally with the caption "while revelers carelessly spent their marks at the boner cabaret, the Nazi party was rapidly gaining power."

Ventriloquism

A trans woman cozies up to her trans girlfriend with a worried expression. She asks "babe, what's the matter? Why can't you get off?" The girlfriend, forlorn, sighs. She clenches her fist emphatically and looks upward toward an imagined, uncaring God. She says "it's just..." She opens her hand and stares in front of her with a 1000 yard stare and finishes "Neoliberalism." The first woman looks annoyed, pissed off.

Take Me Apart by Kelela on Apple Music Album · 2017 · 14 Songs

soundtrack for this morning

Can’t be gay without people thinking we’re drunk

::watching the white lotus title sequence:: this show has done so much for the art of the narrative fresco

"dei medal" you might as well just put "n*gger medal" because that's what they mean to say

I was recently asked if I had ever captured wolves howling on camera. This is one of my all-time favorite captures.

i’m losing my shit at this

Letter to Katrina Armstrong, Interim President, Columbia, and David Greenwald and Claire Shipman, Co-Chairs of Columbia Board of Trustees Dear Dr. Armstrong: Please consider this a formal response to the current situation on the campus of Columbia University and a follow up to our letter of March 7, 2025, informing you that the United States Government would be pausing or terminating federal funding. Since that date your counsel has asked to discuss “next steps.” U.S. taxpayers invest enormously in U.S. colleges and universities, including Columbia University, and it is the responsibility of the federal government to ensure that all recipients are responsible stewards of federal funds. Columbia University, however, has fundamentally failed to protect American students and faculty from antisemitic violence and harassment in addition to other alleged violations of Title VI and Title VII of the Civil Rights Act of 1964. Pursuant to your request, this letter outlines immediate next steps that we regard as a precondition for formal negotiations regarding Columbia University’s continued financial relationship with the United States government. Please ensure and document compliance with the following no later than the close of business on Wednesday, March 20, 2025: ● Enforce existing disciplinary policies. The University must complete disciplinary proceedings for Hamilton Hall and encampments. Meaningful discipline means expulsion or multi-year suspension. ● Primacy of the president in disciplinary matters. Abolish the University Judicial Board (UJB) and centralize all disciplinary processes under the Office of the President. And

empower the Office of the President to suspend or expel students with an appeal process through the Office of the President. ● Time, place, and manner rules. Implement permanent, comprehensive time, place, and manner rules to prevent disruption of teaching, research, and campus life. ● Mask ban. Ban masks that are intended to conceal identity or intimidate others, with exceptions for religious and health reasons. Any masked individual must wear their Columbia ID on the outside of their clothing (this is already the policy at Columbia’s Irving Medical Center). ● Deliver plan to hold all student groups accountable. Recognized student groups and individuals operating as constituent members of, or providing support for, unrecognized groups engaged in violations of University policy must be held accountable through formal investigations, disciplinary proceedings, and expulsion as appropriate. ● Formalize, adopt, and promulgate a definition of antisemitism. President Trump’s Executive Order 13899 uses the IHRA definition. Anti-“Zionist” discrimination against Jews in areas unrelated to Israel or Middle East must be addressed. ● Empower internal law enforcement. The University must ensure that Columbia security has full law enforcement authority, including arrest and removal of agitators who foster an unsafe or hostile work or study environment, or otherwise interfere with classroom instruction or the functioning of the university. ● MESAAS Department – Academic Receivership. Begin the process of placing the Middle East, South Asian, and African Studies department under academic receivership for a minimum of five years. The University must provide a full plan, with date certain deliverables, by the March 20, 2025, deadline. ● Deliver a plan for comprehensive admissions reform. The plan must include a strategy to reform undergraduate admissions, international recruiting, and graduate admissions practices to conform with federal law and policy. We expect your immediate compl…

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Doing laundry??

By age 45 you should have:

• A favorite chair
• Dangerously high cholesterol
• Shirts older than some of your coworkers
• Constant but manageable despair
• Reported a scrolling “Select Your Birth Year” wheel as a hate crime
• Lost the ability to recognize that 1999 wasn’t, like, last year

a girl wearing sunglasses and a boy who me shirt ALT: a girl wearing sunglasses and a boy who me shirt

I think the men should post face, gym videos, mitties, abs, arms, legs, etc.

Let me objectify yall real quick 😏

having been in many rooms where protests are initially orchestrated, i can say sights like this are a highly desired outcome. protests are inherently theatrical & part of that is triggering state actors to unwittingly adopt the role they were born to play.

Santigold was everything this evening!

no photo of you is ever royalty free, because they've all got a king in them

“They curdle like milk”: WB DVDs from 2006–2008 are rotting away in their cases Some affected discs aren’t manufactured anymore and can’t be replaced.

🕳️ #VanishingCulture arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025...

RFK Jr

Gay jesus film hoax. since around 1979, a chain letter has falsely claimed that a film is in the works in which Jesus will be depicted as gay and involved in a promiscuous swinger lifestyle

"Modern People News has revealed plans for the filming of a movie based on the SEX LIFE OF JESUS in which Jesus is portrayed as a swinging HOMOSEXUAL. ..." — An early version of the chain letter[1] Many letters have directed recipients to contact the attorney general of Illinois to demand a ban of the supposed film, peaking at roughly 2,000 letters per week. In 1985, Attorney General Neil Hartigan wrote a letter to advice columnist Ann Landers asking for her help in publicizing the film's nonexistence.