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IMHO this is law enforcement and a violation of Posse Comitatus, full stop, no matter whether they carry out arrests or not.

12.08.2025 12:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1831    ๐Ÿ” 681    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 54    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

Wow.

Just... wow.

09.04.2025 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jewish communities that are excommunicating members of *J Street* for being an intolerable anti-Israel organization are so insulated from reality that it is driving them insane

09.04.2025 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some basic math for slow folks:

Senate: 53-47 GOP
House: 218-215 GOP

White House: GOP
SCOTUS: 6-3 GOP

28.01.2025 13:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 167    ๐Ÿ” 69    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16
Graphic from Trans Maryland encouraging people to speak up to HHS for trans health care.

โ€œAction alert!
Protect gender-affirming care!
The u.S. Department of health and human services is trying to limit access to gender-affirming care.
Now is the time to make your voice heard!โ€

Graphic from Trans Maryland encouraging people to speak up to HHS for trans health care. โ€œAction alert! Protect gender-affirming care! The u.S. Department of health and human services is trying to limit access to gender-affirming care. Now is the time to make your voice heard!โ€

โ€œWhat can I do to support trans people right now?โ€

The federal comment period ends this week. Take 30 seconds and say something.

action.transequality.org/a/protecttra...

08.04.2025 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 36    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think culturally, Americans have a tendency to view themselves as the scrappy underdogs no matter what and this is toxic when you are the most powerful country ever in a world you ordered to benefit yourself. Leads to a self-destructive victimhood complex from a position of privilege.

09.04.2025 01:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1174    ๐Ÿ” 187    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

Weโ€™re not talking about the eugenics part enough

Trump: migrants have โ€œbad genesโ€
RFK: โ€œhealthyโ€ people donโ€™t die of measles
Musk: loves race science and the R slur; hates WFH policies

09.04.2025 03:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1123    ๐Ÿ” 432    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
N P R headline reads "U.S. says it is now monitoring immigrants' social media for antisemitism." It is dated April 9, 2025. Below is a photo of Secretary Kristi Noem. The first paragraph of the article reads "U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services has announced it will begin screening immigrant's social media for evidence of antisemitic activity as grounds for denying immigration benefit requests. The screenings will affect people applying for permanent residence status, and foreigners affiliated with educational institutions. The policy will go into effect immediately."

N P R headline reads "U.S. says it is now monitoring immigrants' social media for antisemitism." It is dated April 9, 2025. Below is a photo of Secretary Kristi Noem. The first paragraph of the article reads "U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services has announced it will begin screening immigrant's social media for evidence of antisemitic activity as grounds for denying immigration benefit requests. The screenings will affect people applying for permanent residence status, and foreigners affiliated with educational institutions. The policy will go into effect immediately."

Treating antisemitism as an imported problem does not fight antisemitism.

Using politically malleable language like "terrorist sympathizer" to go after immigrants does not fight antisemitism.

Doing this while elevating antisemitism, as this administration is doing, does not fight antisemitism.

09.04.2025 16:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 122    ๐Ÿ” 45    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Best endorsement of the show. #WheelOfTime

14.03.2025 22:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is why we have therapy. #WheelOfTime

14.03.2025 22:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€œPut the glasses on! Put 'em on!โ€

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24.02.2025 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7479    ๐Ÿ” 2386    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 118    ๐Ÿ“Œ 202

I'm wondering (not really)what this choice of attire means.

23.02.2025 09:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The House of Dinah Sapphic Torah Study Using Midrash as a guide, the House of Dinah Sapphic Torah Study empowers participants to read queer women into Jewish sacred texts and claim a place for queer women in the story of the Jewish peopโ€ฆ

Finally got around to revamping Bizarro!Torah and am now offering the House of Dinah Sapphic Torah Study!

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21.02.2025 02:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The House of Dinah Sapphic Torah Study Using Midrash as a guide, the House of Dinah Sapphic Torah Study empowers participants to read queer women into Jewish sacred texts and claim a place for queer women in the story of the Jewish peopโ€ฆ

Finally got around to revamping Bizarro!Torah and am now offering the House of Dinah Sapphic Torah Study!

bizarrotorah.wordpress.com/houseofdinah/

21.02.2025 02:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Red Summer: When whites' ethnic cleansing campaign reached a bloody climax Eliminationism in America, Part 7: So-called 'race riots' drove Black people freed from slavery's yoke away from their rural communities and into a new kind of oppression

More #BlackHistoryMonth, in defiance of the Trumpian edict against โ€œnonpatriotic educationโ€:

The lynching era reached its zenith in 1919, the so-called โ€œRed Summerโ€ when โ€œrace riotsโ€โ€”a euphemism for ethnic-cleansing eventsโ€”were all the rage. There were 16 of them.

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02.02.2025 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 192    ๐Ÿ” 94    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

"[There] is often an impulse, though, to insist that the American voter is fundamentally decent. Voters, we like to imagine, can be fooled by bad actors, but are not bad actors themselves. [...] They are, we are constantly told, right to be angry; they just donโ€™t know who to be angry at."

28.01.2025 02:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Black GIs and the Holocaust (A Family History)

Sharing this recording for #HolocaustRemembranceDay.

Mom recollects what her dad witnessed during WWII. For so long, Mom was treated like she was crazy when she told this story, so please listen, comment, and share.

www.spreaker.com/podcast/blac...

28.01.2025 01:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The fact that I'm not already on a watch list during this new administration tells me that I need to make the things I write more queer, more Jewish, even Blacker, and even more centered on women.

26.01.2025 03:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a colorful background with the words " the more you know " and a star ALT: a colorful background with the words " the more you know " and a star

โ€ข No, Kamala canโ€™t do anything, sheโ€™s moved on (literally), so should you
โ€ข No, Dems canโ€™t do anything. This is how voting works, they donโ€™t have the majority
โ€ข No, TikTok was not saved by Trump, he wanted to ban it first and now yโ€™all dumbasses believe he saved it
โ€ข Yes, that was a Nazi salute.

21.01.2025 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Another comparative religion chart.

Another comparative religion chart.

It treats cultures like Mad Libs.

It assumes that there is a universal framework for which you can just plug in different values and get an accurate picture of different cultures.

And that gets even more problematic when you use Christianity as the basis for your template:

22.12.2024 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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The Red Door - Ben Yehuda Press The story starts at a Jewish funeral. fist after fist fills with cool damp earth It travels to Israel: at ben-gurion airport here she comes hauling her baggage rendered clumsy by her burden beneath th...

THE RED DOOR is on sale at @benyehudapress.bsky.social! Get your copy today!

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15.12.2024 19:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am getting more and more alarmed at how blatantly he is saying that the Constitution and all of its guarantees are going into a woodchipper and virtually nobody tasked with allegiance to it is doing anything at all to defend it

11.12.2024 02:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 237    ๐Ÿ” 61    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Bonding over mutual hatred of โ€œthe elitesโ€ is all well and good until you actually parse out what your supposed comrade in arms from the other side of the aisle means when they say that

09.12.2024 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When the left says โ€œelitesโ€ they mean the 1%, the ultra rich CEOs, the bosses that own the factories or whatever

When the right says โ€œelitesโ€ they just mean โ€œthe Jewsโ€

09.12.2024 20:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Following up on some posts I was making: I truly believe that the way we teach the Civil War is the reason we were unequipped to handle January 6th and the fallout.

Even among โ€œliberalโ€ takes on the war, we are too kind to Confederates. I do not have that problem.

06.12.2024 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4431    ๐Ÿ” 592    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 212    ๐Ÿ“Œ 63

Thanks. I'm thinking attributes that follow particular Mussar virtues.

05.12.2024 23:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do you have Jewish-themed TTRPGs?

I've got a mind to design one based in Mussar or something.

05.12.2024 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As the Supreme Court debates trans kids' right to essential healthcare, today is a good day to ruminate on the fact that the United States is the ONLY UN member state not to have ratified the Convention on the Rights of the Child.

05.12.2024 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1210    ๐Ÿ” 456    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

I feel such contempt for leftists who sincerely express glee at the thought of a violent revolution

Itโ€™s not good. Itโ€™s never good. The most vulnerable people usually suffer the worst and they often end with different but also horrible assholes in power. You want it to *never get to that point*

05.12.2024 17:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 82    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

please do not make posts that will sound very bad being read back to you by a humorless federal agent in court

thank you

05.12.2024 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 270    ๐Ÿ” 45    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

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