Happy Columbo day to all who celebrate

I love this image.

My "Bigfoot is hiding behind the giant squids" theory is getting klout

war, war never changes.

Outstanding

everything is a joke but nothing is funny anymore

Papa johns is a sentient gang of grease holding something resembling dough as a hostage

Black and white art of two skeletons looks like they're maybe sitting outside of Cameron when sitting on top of some barrels the other is standing up holding the glass of wine in one skeletal hand and gesturing expansively with the other

Drunk Skeletons — Vlad Gradobyk, 2012

Prince is obviously some sort of sexy cat

Imagining bands with all the members replaced by zoo animals

Happy birthday!

HD2 is buggy perfection.

I thought people calling the band Geese was to clown on Goose. Nope. Just me clowning on myself

From the top Tabernacle he is gonna lay down one more elbow drop for our sins

A meme of a man standing outside at night holding a phone to his ear with a serious expression. White text above him says “HELLO JESUS” and below it says “PUT YOUR SANDALS ON AND COME DOWN HERE. ITS AN EMERGENCY.”

The prophecy was a meme, and tomorrow it comes true. May the rapture be with you.

I'm gonna wear my Jesus costume

GRANDPA, WHY ARE YOU YELLING?

excited for this trend to continue when 30 years from now Nick Fuentes takes a principled stance against the policies of President Triple Hitler, a clone containing the souls of three Hitlers in a single body

This is obviously a coerced attack on free speech, but people are misunderstanding the circumstances of the firing and what Kimmel said. He didn't joke about or celebrate Kirk's death, it's because he falsely asserted that the shooter was MAGA when evidence at the time pointed otherwise.

My code name is midnight mashed potatoes

Seasonally inappropriate. Love it

This is like when members of a few bands you like form a band together

Dang. Feel this in my bones. Not the funny ones

GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED ASSHOLES

MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED

Follicles was the Greek God of hair growth.

your bunker or mine,pumpkin?

me flirting

If you can steal a scarf away from Johnny Depp he has to grant you one wish.

I read chipocalypse first as chip-ocalypse and I wish we were all living through that instead

It has been a minute since I gave this song a listen. Thanks for the reminder!