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@jessebsky.bsky.social

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Why is it called dendle floss..

14.02.2026 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 575    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

;_: don't even joke lad

13.02.2026 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

omgomg

11.02.2026 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Party told you to oil him up. It was their final, most essential command.

06.02.2026 08:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

let he who doesn't know what that means cast the first stone

22.01.2026 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*casts*

22.01.2026 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it's whole milk because skim milk is unnatural. whole milk is the whole thing. nothing removed. nothing added. 2%? 2% what? 2% vaccines?

16.01.2026 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The developers of PEAK explain pricing

12.01.2026 07:01 β€” πŸ‘ 8647    πŸ” 1742    πŸ’¬ 210    πŸ“Œ 788

wish had hot cup coffee

13.01.2026 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

holy hell

07.01.2026 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
What appears to be a screenshot of a shrimp named 'shrim' wearing a propellor hat calling you.

What appears to be a screenshot of a shrimp named 'shrim' wearing a propellor hat calling you.

16.12.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't stop fucking thinking about bicnac. BICNAC. McDonald's bicnac.

01.12.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no I don't think so

01.12.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy shit!!!!!!??

29.11.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jacob Geller? More like gay cum feller.

23.11.2025 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

on it

19.11.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So happy that today is international trans men's day.

19.11.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Elden Ring screenshot with the text PIZZLE YANKED over it in golden font

Elden Ring screenshot with the text PIZZLE YANKED over it in golden font

#kcd2 #hansry

12.11.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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my experience playing legends so far

11.11.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 509    πŸ” 152    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Luigi house, but it mansion.

09.11.2025 06:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a joke hole that's just for farts

06.11.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fibally

03.11.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ™

27.10.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're being very divorceΓ©-phobic right now

17.10.2025 06:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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... holy shit

17.10.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

AAAAAAAAAH

17.10.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

say no!!! yell!!! scream!!!!!

17.10.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I meant to imply that the lotion is for circumcised penises but for some reason I just said "uncut". Is it an accusation? A call to arms?

16.10.2025 06:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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