This only works as a joke if you know I got hit by a car though so I guess my material needs some work. I told you the punchline without the buildup.
05.07.2025 15:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@kimberleyamelia.bsky.social
Came here to try and escape the cesspool that social media seems to be becoming everywhere else (same as you I'd guess) Leftist, anti-racist, pro-trans rights, pro-abortion (so much so I had one myself just for fun), feminist, etc She/her
This only works as a joke if you know I got hit by a car though so I guess my material needs some work. I told you the punchline without the buildup.
05.07.2025 15:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You want jokes? I've got jokes.
I know they say women become invisible after the age of 40 but I didn't realise cars would just start driving into you.
I should have been a stand-up comedian
If you really think about it, history is just a really slow game of whack-a-mole but with dictators
12.03.2025 21:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I didn't get out of bed til after 1 today but I have managed to watch all of Frozen 1 since so who says late risers can't be as productive as early risers
25.01.2025 15:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There is no algorithm! You just follow people you like and then actually see their posts in your feed in chronological order. It's revolutionary!
19.11.2024 10:06 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I HAVE BEEN PUNISHED FOR MY CRIMES (had a lie in cos I'm off sick so the dog got overexcited when I said we were getting up and accidentally headbutted me in the eye)
14.11.2024 10:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm as hot as a climate change induced British summers day (I have a low grade fever)
13.11.2024 12:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My favourite thing about a new social media platform is having absolutely no bloody idea of how it works. Hey ππ» I don't know what I'm doing or how to find friends. I mean here, but also generally in life too...
19.10.2024 13:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Guess I'm on here now then
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