Dwayne

My 6 year old son was asking about Area 51. I told him the government has a lot of secrets, so nobody knows what’s really happening there. He then said he wants to hack the government with his computer and drag it to the trash. Budding Libertarian.

Shit, he’s on a list now, isn’t he?

This was one swing. No idea how I did that. Also, I’m very bad at golf.

Meanwhile in Philadelphia

Appreciate the biologists who literally receive 100s of these boxes of shit every day. Thank you for making sure the world doesn’t die of ass cancer.

Driven a few EVs but never had one for multiples days. Rented a Polestar 2 for a week. Quick observations. It’s good. Interior tad meh for a $60k car. Range anxiety is real and with standard house outlet, impossible to charge.

Also, what do people do while waiting for a charge? I was really bored…

I let Bard and ChatGPT collaborate on a playlist for me today. Don’t worry aspiring DJs, the robots aren’t taking your pretend jobs (yet).

Since we’re beer posting
Adroit Theory in Purcellville, VA is 🔥
And their beer names are references to metal lyrics

Ready for this?
(Yes, I know, a lot of imported beers are also brewed closer to their destination using the same/similar recipe)

Also, is Kanye still canceled? Asking for a friend. https://on.soundcloud.com/rQmeTqndqdaXxwN56

I need a 4 hour loop of this

https://youtu.be/Y6MekTXIvxo

Just watched my six year old delete something from his YouTube history. I said “why did you do that?” His response: “I don’t want you to know I watched that.”
I’m so very proud.
Also, terrified.

Oh man!!! I would have paid you handsomely. Talking 10s of American dollars for that handle.

Cool. Been looking for a reason to go back to Android. Called Apple support. “You violated our terms and conditions.” Ok, going to need a little more detail. None given.

Pretty sure you tried to get “dwayne” from me on twit-er a while back. Welp, now neither of us have it.

We need to normalize veterinarians speaking in adult voices. While cute, my dog is not a baby.

Same same.

Agreed

Went to Home Depot to pick up an order that included an electric lawnmower, carb cleaner, fuel lines, starting fluid, and supplies to change oil. Really hope I completely confused someone and elicited a “this MFer doesn’t know how batteries work.” response.