Daniel

Again it is world defining ironic that people took a slim majority win a low turn out election as a culture-changing moritoruma that America Is Like This Now only for everyone up to and including the Super Bowl to go no

I worked with a sales guy who when asked why he was so high-energy all the time reached into his backpack and pulled out a gallon-sized bag of caffeine pills

"rich dipshit owner doesn't understand the industry he's bought into and clumsily destroys what made it good" feels less like a narrative unique to the washington post and more like the music that's been playing in the background of all our lives for at least 40 years

allred's campaign strategy has always felt like this to me

Hey, this Bovino thing is a pathetic attempt to make all these horrors the fault of one guy, and it would be a serious, serious crisis if people fell for it. ICE needs to be abolished, bc this - terror, murder - are what it exists for. Nothing else. This is just an attempt to mollify us. Stay angry

Good!

I live in TX and I am ready

Doesn’t it make you crazy? Doesn’t it turn your blood to fucking gasoline?

Need it to happen this weekend

saying daily affirmations to my vornado vh200 portable whole room space heater

as a ian mackaye & 30 rock lover who shaved his head a 3-4 weeks ago sometimes it feels like your posts are making direct eye contact with me, I read this and think "I am the venn diagram"

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always interesting in the days leading up to a TX weather event. lots of people on the road who clearly haven't driven since the last winter storm. Everyone's at the grocery store but nobody really knows what they're supposed to be buying

If you’re stressed out and don’t know what to do, grab a shovel. Dig a hole in your backyard. Tunnel deep, deeper, into the dark earth with a manic hunger to descend. Feel a sharp pain and notice tiny roots sprouting from your stomach, dormant DNA from an ancient epoch awakening to find safe shelter

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you rarely find new websites these days, but I spent a lot of time on lobsteranywhere.com today. Name, logo, recipes, ability to order lobster from Maine to your home, yeah you're going into the bookmarks

Yes

ladder is manual elevator

Down 50 we are through the looking glass here people

Extremely funny bit for my gym to switch to a 90s sad guy alt rock playlist then put up a notice saying they are permanently closing

ok he died. stop emailing him when you nut

Only in Dallas I experience people taking right turns from the left lane multiple times a day

He has decided Not To Engage

another morning when it’s an existentially shameful thing to be an american huh

need to be operating on this level

probably only about 2 days left of TX winter which is unfortunate since this is the year I discovered I'm a scarf guy

Mtg rehab tour makes me increasingly confident that next year is when it happens