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Mama Proctober

@oomlight.bsky.social

Bleeding Heart Mama of 2 • KC Sports • 2000s Psychic Detective Shows • Personal finance • Enneagram 2.

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Vote today, Tennessee.

Do you live in one of these TN-07 counties?

Does a friend?

Might be a good day to reach out.

02.12.2025 14:10 — 👍 31    🔁 11    💬 0    📌 5

I pulled one of those one time in college, minus the guardrail part, and was able to maneuver out and no one was hurt.

I got thumbs up from FOUR dudes and trucks that day.

01.12.2025 15:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Gamergirl! Starting off with Mario64.

She's so pleased to even be walking around outside the castle!

29.11.2025 14:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am 100% the target audience of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

Shaggy, Jewel, Busta...? Straight through to my millennial heart.

PLUS Groff doing his Just In Time compilation, and Chris Jackson on the Sesame Street float.

No notes.

27.11.2025 16:34 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Welp. Newbie popped a fever, we have the puke bucket close. Happy Thanksgiving y'all

27.11.2025 04:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Comments are not kind to him lol

25.11.2025 20:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Like, 0/3. Bro.

25.11.2025 20:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hot garbage, you mean.

25.11.2025 20:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Definitely interested in Chile Relleno burrito though 👀👀

25.11.2025 20:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We're chumps

24.11.2025 21:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My kiddo is upstairs watching Nightmare Before Christmas and I just wish I wasn't looking at Excel all day. Hmmmph.

24.11.2025 21:33 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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TEN MONTHS IN:

The national debt is higher.

The trade deficit is wider.

The inflation rate has worsened.

The unemployment rate is up.

20.11.2025 19:56 — 👍 11019    🔁 4628    💬 553    📌 356

"The Universe Provides" has been my mantra lately and it's so true!

Glad you could go postal on something relatively insignificant/with few consequences!

20.11.2025 01:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ramsey show co-host. Enough said.

20.11.2025 00:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The one thing the next generations have going for them is that they WILL SPEAK UP.

That's heartening.

20.11.2025 00:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.

12.11.2025 23:05 — 👍 18515    🔁 5033    💬 11    📌 11

Just realized that if Curtis Sliwa turned town $10 million to drop out because of how much he hated Andrew Cuomo, that Eric Adams -- who also hated Cuomo! -- 100% DID take that offer when he dropped out lmaooooo.

05.11.2025 04:37 — 👍 53    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0

Oh my God. I'll bet he read Rich Dad, poor Dad. I'll bet he thinks Robert Kiiyosaki is a genius.

06.11.2025 00:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So he kept the world out of a global depression by raising prices past the unaffordability of most Americans in his own country? The country he's responsible for?

05.11.2025 23:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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05.11.2025 19:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Bahahaha well I claim MOST of her. But the kid is his mini.

We both agree they're cuter than the sum of their parents!

01.11.2025 00:50 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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A Mizzou player and Linda, the Butterfly Queen Princess!

@readonepiece.bsky.social

01.11.2025 00:35 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

Well, people should stop eating HIS candy then. The apostrophe says y'all are straling his chocolate. I like to eat my OWN candy. It's called a Ree-Sees. 🎃

31.10.2025 19:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's gorgeous! Congratulations!! ❤️

31.10.2025 00:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He's setting the bar SO low, and they'll still hit their heads on it.

30.10.2025 15:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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If Bowling for Soup ever came out with a "2007" I would be pierced through the heart...and I would also play it 80 times per day.

29.10.2025 22:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I had gotten to Spittles but this is far better

29.10.2025 20:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just taught that phrase to @readonepiece.bsky.social last night 😏

29.10.2025 20:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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