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I make puns and fake limbs and pithy observations.

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A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

25.01.2026 12:28 — 👍 47552    🔁 14336    💬 524    📌 604

🚨 emergency cat pictures to lighten a mood 🚨
Bender is cozy

22.01.2026 04:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Context: Democrats removed anti-trans provisions in all of the other appropriations bills that have passed. This minibus will pass, even if many Democrats don’t like that HHS money is tied to DHS and ICE money. But this should be seen as a net plus for trans people.
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21.01.2026 04:52 — 👍 81    🔁 24    💬 1    📌 1

🎶the aristocrats!🎵

21.01.2026 03:58 — 👍 33    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
20.01.2026 16:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That's always been part of what makes cops so dangerous to Disabled people. They're there to enforce the status quo and demand a culture of compliance (obeisance) and Disabled people are definitionally contrary to the status quo and non-compliant.

09.01.2026 19:23 — 👍 34    🔁 10    💬 0    📌 0
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Oh my gosh you guys! The House just passed my bill to extend the health care tax credits for three more years!

08.01.2026 22:39 — 👍 45574    🔁 7055    💬 1848    📌 772
A imagem é composta por dois quadros retirados de uma cena dramática. No primeiro, um homem de barba, trajando roupas formais futuristas, fala com firmeza para uma mulher de costas. A legenda diz: “They don’t even bother to lie badly anymore” (“Eles nem se dão mais ao trabalho de mentir mal”). No segundo quadro, a mulher — de expressão séria e contida, vestindo um traje claro e elegante — encara o interlocutor com amargura. A legenda completa: “I suppose that’s the final humiliation” (“Suponho que essa seja a humilhação final”). O ambiente é sofisticado, com arquitetura moderna e minimalista, sugerindo um contexto político tenso e opressivo.

A imagem é composta por dois quadros retirados de uma cena dramática. No primeiro, um homem de barba, trajando roupas formais futuristas, fala com firmeza para uma mulher de costas. A legenda diz: “They don’t even bother to lie badly anymore” (“Eles nem se dão mais ao trabalho de mentir mal”). No segundo quadro, a mulher — de expressão séria e contida, vestindo um traje claro e elegante — encara o interlocutor com amargura. A legenda completa: “I suppose that’s the final humiliation” (“Suponho que essa seja a humilhação final”). O ambiente é sofisticado, com arquitetura moderna e minimalista, sugerindo um contexto político tenso e opressivo.

Andor 2x09
ou Mundo, 3 de janeiro de 2026

03.01.2026 20:23 — 👍 1912    🔁 472    💬 11    📌 10

A bunny tidying a bookshop

06.11.2025 19:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You may choose one person to tell you The Aristocrats joke

26.10.2025 05:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No better sign to say no than for her to be the pitchman

25.10.2025 05:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nope, that would be a locked in second date for me

13.10.2025 05:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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Currently waiting on SSDI Appeal with zero income. linktr.ee/jskylerinc

Anything helps! 🙏🏿 #TransCrowdFund #DisabilityCrowdFund #BeAPatron #BIPOCMA #HelpSky #BlackSky 💸💕🏳️‍⚧️

30.09.2025 05:49 — 👍 5    🔁 11    💬 0    📌 0

Also because we essentially tell each other that people need to earn survival.

Which, again, conveniently works out for the folks who control the access to the resources needed for survival.

If they just /gave/ you the resources and you didn't live in constant terror, you wouldn't work for them!

02.11.2023 22:05 — 👍 13    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 1

And then the visual evidence starts and I know why I’ve felt like this for the past 3 days… honestly it helps

19.09.2025 04:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...
18.09.2025 15:41 — 👍 8699    🔁 1818    💬 81    📌 74

The termites have been eating the frame of the house for decades while constantly campaigning against the exterminators and now they’re in charge of the place and people are surprised that the house is collapsing so fast

18.09.2025 05:59 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Disappointed but not surprised. Vaporwave meme format with purple background and a night sky over a neon grid stretching toward the horizon. There is a multicolored band in yellow orange and purple leading into a purple arrow entering from the top left corner. The words read “disappointed but not surprised” in three different word-art style fonts.

Disappointed but not surprised. Vaporwave meme format with purple background and a night sky over a neon grid stretching toward the horizon. There is a multicolored band in yellow orange and purple leading into a purple arrow entering from the top left corner. The words read “disappointed but not surprised” in three different word-art style fonts.

18.09.2025 05:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jimmy Kimmel wasn't suspended because of what he said. He was suspended because the FCC threatened his employer.
That's state-sanctioned censorship and it is a GIANT RED FLAG 🚩🚩🚩 that authoritarianism isn’t *coming* it’s ALREADY HERE. Today it's Jimmy. Tomorrow it's the rest of us.

18.09.2025 04:42 — 👍 8977    🔁 3186    💬 245    📌 119

Okay, to put an even sharper point on this: they are not even 9 months in and they are openly censoring *Jimmy fucking Kimmel* because he poked fun at the president for lack of empathy.

These are desperate moves.

They are desperate because they are weak and people are naming it.

18.09.2025 04:21 — 👍 2064    🔁 659    💬 17    📌 11

Shocked but not surprised to learn how many ~titans of industry~ who probably think of themselves as brave ballsy businessmen are actually cowardly pieces of shit when it counts.

18.09.2025 00:26 — 👍 5234    🔁 925    💬 90    📌 58

hi, cis folks!

if you said you’d stand with trans people, we need you now.

the FY26 budget bill gets a vote by 9/30. the GOP wants to jam a ban on federal funding for ALL health services that provide trans care for ANY AGE.

we need you to call senators: reps.fyi

more info & script downthread.🧵

09.09.2025 15:13 — 👍 4651    🔁 4857    💬 7    📌 73

Brobysitting

30.07.2025 19:56 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Absolute new comfort watch

14.07.2025 18:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Southern heritage”?

04.07.2025 03:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We need to stop allowing even the most basic victories “big beautiful bill”? massive tax cuts and hollowing out of the social safety net. “DOGE”? corrupt oligarch bro squad. “Alligator Alcatraz”? concentration camp with kangaroo court.
Stop letting them be cute about their fascism

03.07.2025 22:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

People don’t like you? Fuckem
Dogs don’t like you? Take a good hard look at yourself?

28.06.2025 04:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A Dem lawmaker and her husband were killed by a guy for their political views and it’s already out of the news.

21.06.2025 23:05 — 👍 34453    🔁 8830    💬 634    📌 259
Simpsons gif of a class election. Bart shouts “we demand More Asbestos” and leads a chant of “more asbestos more asbestos” while Mrs Krabaple and Martin look on in anger and disgust

Simpsons gif of a class election. Bart shouts “we demand More Asbestos” and leads a chant of “more asbestos more asbestos” while Mrs Krabaple and Martin look on in anger and disgust

22.06.2025 03:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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