Rosco Malone

Making my quarterly appearance. Hey.

I have no idea what that even means. Lol.

I can’t say much because my team didn’t make the playoffs. But at the end of the day, i don’t have to cheer for Harrison Butker.

Big shout out to the Amazon driver who didn’t let an ambulance and firetruck get in his way of delivering the package to the house the ambulance was at. Top notch professionalism.

Honestly didn’t expect Ice Cube to come out with a banger for the next 4 years.
Are we there yet?

I blame alka seltzer for my foot fetish

Pretty much. Ha

I am 42 years old and last night i had a wet dream about the mom from The Brady Bunch.
I don’t know where to go from here.

We have cheese in a can. Surely we can get peanut butter in a can.

This CEO gun man has united our country more than any politician ever has.

The urge to text or teams “MUUUSTAAAARD” when I’ve been left on read too long.

For gods sake it’s ok to pee in the shower.

Thank you and same! It’s been a rough go.

Can your man catch a fucking break?

lol. I have to give yall a glimpse into the chaos of my life the last two months.
1.Water line bust. Floods a room to my house.
2. Water heater goes out
3. Sewer line backs up
4. Put a pet down
5. Orange man
6. Wife no contacts her family
7. Tears out ceiling on flooded room
8. Totals car.

Tonight on 80’s cinematic masterpieces…Missing in Action 2

And everyone had a switchblade. I imagine it was dual purpose for the cocaine.

It must have been wild walking around in the 80’s. You have like a 94% chance of running into someone who knows karate all hopped up on the cocaine.

Man. In 1984 you could buy a Kevlar speedboat with machine guns attached for only 15k. Freaking steal.

And they throw in a shark face paint job. They just don’t make em like they used to.

The worst part about watching 80’s movies is knowing the boobs I’m seeing are probably 70+ years old now.

Of all the fictional houses, the Grinch probably has the dopest one.

Boo. Tomato. Tomato. Boo

I hope Phil Collins sues this bastard

Did Netflix learn nothing from Love is Blind?

My prediction

Tigers and stripes or something.

When i got into high school in Oklahoma they made us circle jerk on the flag and the last one to finish had to roll over it and set the flag on fire. It was hard because the flag was so damp

Since this is a safe space, when do we start spreading the rumors (like kids using litter boxes at school)
That’s kids are being forced to make blood oaths to the flag?
Thats just an example. We can get as creative as we want. Facebookers and Boomers will believe anything

I don’t understand how people leave teams messages unanswered.
Maybe it’s my paranoia of never letting that dot turn yellow. But god damn. Answer me.

Got little work done tonight.