🦀 Alix 🦀

Laminated

Is it all huge veg and amazing fleece hoodies?

Did you watch it? It really is quite a large cabbage!

A YouTube recommendation for a video named 'Join me and My 15 POUND RED CABBAGE'. A man in a fleece and hat that has the pattern of a cut red cabbage, proudly displays a large red cabbage.

I'd like to thank The Algorithm for bringing this to my attention.

I'm a rAIcist, it's true.

It's off-putting.

I am doing some EDI e-learning and it's got a shitty AI narrator that can't pronounce 'ableism' and it's talking about 'abbollism'.

Upside down nose?

Huh

Aw nice, thanks Christmas Wombles!

What do they want?

Reading comprehension seems to have entirely gone to shit.

My job would be significantly easier if people would just read the words on the screen in front of them.

Ringing is such a weird pursuit. In many ways it's extremely logical, but putting the theory into practice is fiendish and impenetrable.

This evening I did ok at Stedman, tried Kent for the first time, did a bit of Grandsire, tried calling PB Minor, and led ringing down. A good evening for being pushed out of my comfort zone.

Could a loaf of bread be baked in the shape of a lobster?

This makes Der Sense

What's 'Hmm' in German?

Hm

Hmm

Hmmm

A pointy gravestone

The inscription on the pointy gravestone

Nineteen years a maid
Two years a wife
Nine days a mother
And then departed life

Three layers of homily! It's got the lot!

I reckon. You have to arrange your vicars in height order.

The interior of a church

Hanging out in Wirral's oldest box pews, looking at a THREE DECKER PULPIT.

Ah, a native speaker, I see

Ah just give them a stroopwaffel and tell them to pipe down.

Well that's it. You're German now.

Just because you're old doesn't mean you can't still be a badass.

Oh that's superb!