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@tomhateswelts.bsky.social

I have 4 sisters. We are awesome.

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a man in a suit and tie is laughing while sitting at a table . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is laughing while sitting at a table .
24.11.2025 03:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table and pointing up with his finger . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table and pointing up with his finger .
24.11.2025 03:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man with a beard wearing a yellow jacket and black shirt ALT: a man with a beard wearing a yellow jacket and black shirt
24.11.2025 03:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tireless.

24.11.2025 03:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man wearing a blue scrub top that says om is laughing ALT: a man wearing a blue scrub top that says om is laughing
18.07.2025 15:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was just telling my coworker that it should be a glorious ten months that he has to lean all the way into this.

18.07.2025 15:35 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Solid *a footing they’re on.

18.07.2025 15:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Canceling Paramount today. And that’s no small ask, since I’ve been looking forward to S3 of Strange New Worlds for months.

18.07.2025 15:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The fact that the WSJ of all entities moved on it, knowing that Stinky sues anyone who even thinks negative things about him, speaks volumes about how solid they’re on.

Also, the fact that he didn’t sue Elmo weeks ago for his tweets. . .

18.07.2025 15:32 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Canceling Paramount today. No small task, as season 3 of Strange New Worlds just dropped.

But fuck CBS.

18.07.2025 15:28 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Unfortunately, that’s my stupid Rep.

29.05.2025 19:55 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Bring the be paddy wagon!

28.01.2025 03:46 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is dancing on a stage in front of a screen that says city ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing on a stage in front of a screen that says city
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an older black man with a beard is wearing a white tank top . ALT: an older black man with a beard is wearing a white tank top .
17.01.2025 03:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Undergo a prostate biopsy.

17.01.2025 03:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This!

17.01.2025 03:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@johnfugelsang.bsky.social Your comment on last night’s show/today’s podcast about keeping flags at full staff when Trump passes got me thinking that I need to have a flag made and ready for that day which will say only “F**K THAT GUY.”

17.01.2025 03:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a close up of a man 's face with a heart shaped sticker on it ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a heart shaped sticker on it
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a man in a suit and tie is dancing on a stage in front of a screen that says city ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing on a stage in front of a screen that says city
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Dingos Ate My Baby. From Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

09.12.2024 17:16 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not even a fan of your music (mega-talented, just not my wheelhouse), but this post got me to follow you!

27.11.2024 03:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

However many podcasts you listen to, I guarantee you have time for this one every weekday morning.

27.11.2024 02:27 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man covering his face with his hand while sitting on a chair ALT: a man covering his face with his hand while sitting on a chair
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a man in a green shirt is standing in front of a purple wall . ALT: a man in a green shirt is standing in front of a purple wall .
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two men are standing in front of a purple door and one of them is wearing a green shirt ALT: two men are standing in front of a purple door and one of them is wearing a green shirt
27.11.2024 02:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The clip of Eric vomiting word salad about statute of limitations and double jeopardy has kept me laughing all day.

Single jeopardy didn’t come close to attaching, let alone double, ya stupid potato.

27.11.2024 02:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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