The Dogberry

I got my second #shingles vaccine yesterday. Today I feel like I have a severe #flu. This is the suck.

But it’s better than shingles.

Please comment with pictures of cats. It’s what I need today get through today.

You all do realize #swearing in #Grijalva doesn't matter, right? The bill will pass the House. It likely won't pass the Senate, but even if it does, it will be vetoed. And there's no way there are the votes to override a veto.

The #Epstein files won't be released this way.

Someone's gotta leak.

Okay, presuming that the government re-opens and there's nothing that can be done about it, does that not mean the House must go into session? Does that then mean we get our 218th signature and a vote in seven days?

#epstein #house #shutdown #discharge #vote

Right?

I didn’t feel a thing!

Sitting on a plane headed home, Miami to Seattle. I’m working on code, using a remote LLM as a wingman. My watch thumps me as my daughter sends a photo.

I’m living in the future I envisioned when I was ten.

Au contraire! Mine tell me to go to work so I can buy more wet food!

Especially with. Cats know they’re a source of comfort.

Fine. Cut them out. Go single payer. I dare them!

I will start telling people that I chose to have children early before the economic collapse. 🤪

Grijalva is the legally elected and certified representative.

“Swearing in” is a ceremony. She can take any oath on her own by declaration.

She should just show up and start doing her job. Democrats should support this.

Anyone who doesn’t like it can sue.

That, or you’ve become a firefighter.

Five cherries.

California Prop 50 Passes!

Yeah, I mean, what if we didn't suck? :-)

No cats?! Ok, you have my attention.

Lettuce consider - if the sandwich had some meat, he’s back out on the street!

This is why I usually add two days. One for me to recover. And one for me to catch up.

"Sure, I can configure that for you."

$130 million “donation”

1.3 million active duty military.

Paycheck: $100 each.

Not even enough for gas.

National general strike on Black Friday.

“We don’t ask ourselves if anyone will get this joke. We know that the right people will get this joke.”

— The writers of Mystery Science Theater 3000

(NB: Quote from memory)

You ask. Very casually but directly.

(Or am I missing a joke?)

Perseus? Sure, everyone’s quick to talk about “decapitating Medusa,” but nobody mentions he was protecting his community from a known terrorist organization. He didn’t choose to weaponize her head; he repurposed it for national defense. That’s called efficiency.

Perseus? Sure, everyone’s quick to talk about “decapitating Medusa,” but nobody mentions he was protecting his community from a known terrorist organization. He didn’t choose to weaponize her head; he repurposed it for national defense. That’s called efficiency.

I honestly think the day I finish my todo list and have all my shit together is the day the political situation crosses the line and it all comes tumbling down.

We should stop saying “ #antifa “

It sounds like an organization. It sounds abstract.

Say “Anti Fascist.”

Call it what it is. Make the #fascists call it what it is.

Make them say, “I don’t like Anti Fascism.”

If it passes the house, eventually, what hope is there of passing the senate?

What we need is a General #Strike on Black Friday.

I like spumante!