Justin Maxwell

You should write him a sternly-worded letter

Ok

“nothing is real until it hurts me” slogan replaces “don’t tread on me” slogan on a Gadseden flag

how we got here

I don’t think late night talk shows require footnotes on social commentary

american’s are too polarized these days. it used to be that everyone believed some people deserved some rights. now one side believes everyone should die painfully and the other thinks most people should get to live. i am paid $500000 a year for my insights

in what has turned out to be an excellent prank by 2009 jon, i just got a notification from google calendar that i have "penis surgery" scheduled for today. in the year 2026

This is extremely disrespectful to the time traveling penis surgery community on Bluesky

A giant sphere of flesh in Central Park towering over the city like a big gross meatball. This was made by redditor kiwi2703 to show what it would look like if you combined every human on Earth into a ball, and it’s clearly a bad idea

Within 18 months all white collar workers could be replaced by a 1km sphere of flesh in Central Park

Nice

I have a friend who maintains our quicksilver mod ruins the timing. What do you think?

I have a td3-mo I haven’t had time to mod but want it done. Is dave available for doing more mods for other people?

Ha of course you do! 🤜🤛

Shirt brothers

The modded behringer is a better daily driver especially w midi unless you have quicksilver on yours already. At this point I might as well frame my OG considering how little use it gets.

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

that’s a tough comparison because Frankenstein is a novel about morality and the monster itself is the victim

Every day that goes by without this administration being thrown in prison is just fucking insane to me

DMed

GBU #493: The Great Mistake with Drew & Natalie Dee Porch Pirates Aren’t Real Stop Surveilling Yourself, Dumbass

today, @nataliedee.bsky.social and I talked about how Porch Pirates were invented by Amazon, and how it led directly to a surveillance network that you installed yourself, dumbass. Listen at patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity

Jimmy Kimmel proposes that we rename the Epstein files to the Trump Epstein files

Yeah ok that’s brilliant

We need a word that means the same thing as “enshittification” but doesn’t make me think of Chuck Wendig making a soyface. A normal word

Just saw that too. Looks like people are digging in to more renamed pdfs. Should be interesting tomorrow.

Emptyset signal vibes. I love it.

YouTube video by Chelidon Frame three drones from radio noises || chelidon frame

Some experiments in creating drone music using a radio receiver, utilizing short waves and VHF stations as raw material.

#dronemusic #darkambient

every couple days despite my careful safeguards some asshole tries to make me angry or otherwise care about the behavior of a streamer and i simply refuse

Image of a bearded, bald, and morose Charles Darwin, with his famous quote “I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything”

Happy birthday, Chuck.

Proud to carry on your legacy of studying evolutionary biology while going through it

a facebook message from Ten Thousand Bees that says "come outside"

Exclusive: ICE Masks Up in More Ways Than One Feds could be in your group chat

🚨 ICE is authorized to covertly infiltrate and interact with social media accounts under a new program called "masked engagement," per documents leaked to me:

www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...

A National wildlife federation job post advertises a position opening for “beaver conflict resolution technician”

I need to know everything about job #6 right now

Remember when an Irish politician tried to honor JD Vance by having a genealogist research Vance's Irish ancestors only to discover he didn't have any, and it turns out Barack O'bama is more Irish than JD Vance