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Patrick Lochelt

@carpeteria.bsky.social

Ugh ok fine

103 Followers  |  100 Following  |  63 Posts  |  Joined: 14.11.2024  |  2.1281

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OH HEY IT'S THAT

21.06.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I will open every possible entryway into my home upon the fruition of this endeavor

09.06.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are we talking about Bert and Oscar the Grouch again?

06.06.2025 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Even if this guy's group was called "The Extremely Sophisticated, Intelligent, and Well Groomed Cohort of High Class Gentlemen and Women" you should run, because this guy is a fucking lunatic

06.06.2025 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just want us to be a Lady Jaye sandwich

02.06.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

None of those things are correct.

Chelmsford, MA is where it's at. (See above photo for evidence)

02.06.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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2025 is SO the year of WTWAW

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30.05.2025 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Both of them collect things that normal humans would consider straight up trash as well. I'm looking at you, paper clip menagerie.

29.05.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Cosplaying" AKA wearing a hoodie haha

17.05.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah yes, Ashley Judd's Orgasm Checkers

12.05.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Man, what a waste of $5.50

06.05.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm still mad my dog chewed up my Willrow. And mad that they cost so much now, so I haven't replaced him.

06.03.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I read some responses to this from some people who have worked in the field who said that the issue described here is pretty common. I know a lot of airline issues are coming up, but some of these reports are getting more ground than they ordinarily would have due to the climate.

26.02.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is a poor craftsman who blames his tools for his failures

13.02.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a red jumpsuit with a sticker on his chest that says simonson ALT: a man in a red jumpsuit with a sticker on his chest that says simonson
07.02.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do they ever go OUT of season?

05.02.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just wanna know how blankets got all tangled up in this political business

05.02.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Perfect as always, sadly.

25.01.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I heard Stacy took that ASSHOLE to Napa WITH HER

23.01.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know what I DID have on my Bingo card? Fucking B7 and that ASSHOLE Steve never called it so Stacy won that trip to Napa instead of me I ONLY NEEDED B7 TO WIN STEVE YOU ASSHOLE AND NOW WE HAVE TO BUY WINE FROM THE LIQUOR STORE LIKE USUAL

23.01.2025 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Good times :)

21.01.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2025: THE YEAR OF WTWAW

21.01.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Names I Would Give Racehorses if I Owned One #65: Timberlando'lakes Calrissian

18.12.2024 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Names I Would Give Racehorses if I Owned One #64: This Easter Grass Was Filmed Before a Live Studio Audience

18.12.2024 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Names I Would Give Racehorses if I Owned One #63: Upton Sinclair Danes, Star of The So-Called Jungle

18.12.2024 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Names I Would Give Racehorses if I Owned One #62: The Catcher in the Gardetto's Rye Toast Chips

18.12.2024 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Names I Would Give Racehorses if I Owned One #61: 1998 Dodge Neonatal Ward

18.12.2024 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This was the payoff? A CRUMMY LEA & PERRINS AD?

18.12.2024 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It might make you a candlestick maker, though. Slippery slope.

18.12.2024 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TOO LATE THE FIRST THREE THINGS WENT STALE LAST WEEK

14.12.2024 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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