Gwen Spliffani

Things are just not going my way personally or professionally. So
Im doubling down on my community. Just signed up to walk families to and from the neighborhood schools. Gonna take that safety watch class next week. Next up looking for local food banks who might need hands cause mine are too idle

Ok but I’m just saying, I’m not usually wrong

I planned and executed my most expensive event to date. That is all.

This is why I was confused about the resignations. There’s only 3 people left on the fcc because they left. Like how did that help any of these agencies survive? We just capitulated

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the stands watching a basketball game . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the stands watching a basketball game .

I knew my ex wasn’t bout shit. She hasn’t canceled her Hulu or Disney!

a person is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car and says iykyk im just sayin ' ALT: a person is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car and says iykyk im just sayin '

20 bucks says you won’t have to worry about long lines at midterm

The victorious feeling of typing a word you’re tentative on the spelling of and no red line appears. I’d like to thank @merriam-webster.com and my parents for saying “look it up” when I ever asked anything annoying (often)

How do you slow down and speed up at the same time?

This is gonna sound so naive but this episode of South Park… is that really what ChatGPT does? Is it… that easy? Doesn’t that feel like cheating?

They painted over the pulse memorial crosswalk…

Shout out to @courtsidekenny.bsky.social for the dress of the season. So many people asked me where I got it and I wish I could wear it as my uniform it’s so comfy!!

I’m 5’2 so tall is subjective

Why is it so hard to find a tall masc of center who wants to live on a fainting couch doing their hobbies while I water and keep them alive?

I got a bunch of pictures from camping and I said “oh I can print these this weekend” Vs “oh let me post them everywhere right now” I think deleting Facebook is healing my ecosystem

No let’s pretend this means I get my coach back in a weird trade lol

Super fan over here got better @proxychicagosky.bsky.social swag than I do

Also wait…is this a Valks conspiracy? Cause wasn’t the first at their game?

I had so much entertainment at the game tonight, you know…minus the game

Thing is, I noticed I got in with a full bottle of San pelligrino tonight in the bottom of my clear bag that I left there by accident. So we weren’t really on top of it tonight.

Oh yeah. Millennial white lady escorted to the back of Wintrust security room. Other courtside folks get the game but I get a firsthand view of the meat being made

My security team was traumatized but they were tight lipped on the details lol at least the lady got caught

The dildo on the floor at W games is now a thing. Second one spotted tonight at the Sky game. Culprit got escorted out

Ok but to know the black face/ dating Whoopi implies cognizance in the 80’s so you must know cheers. Right? Thats a 2-5 year difference..

I’m not upset I’m just curious…

I know you said tiddlywinks but I thought about his tight shirts and just saw “playing with his tiddys” 🫠

I firmly believe every last founding father would’ve took care of this problem before it got ramped up. But definitely now would be musket time

If you’re a Sky fan and want to go to the game today at the United center lmk

She ain't just a snack if she's always high.. she's an edible

Don’t be shocked when I switch up and have season tickets to whatever women’s baseball team we get.

I mean…Angel never looses when Lisa is there

SAME! Lmaoooooo the wings fans looked at us like we were nuts