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There's two politicians I trust in this world, Ed Balls and Big Balls.

Tweet from Tyson Brody @tysonbrody: Helping zohran by writing an explainer on how an Adams campaign super pac can pocket and repurpose any donations for personal use via a variety of legal mechanisms

Flights are always a great option, Eric!

ken klippenstein thinks that pete "i love war crimes" hegseth is being tricked into war crimes

@samtrayter’s tweet “you see jd vences tweets and fully understand why his mom traded him for some perc 30s” but edited so it looks like it’s from the Pope’s official Twitter account

A dude I know started working at the company that makes ozempic, I see him after a few months and he looks like he lost 20 lbs #zempedup

My job on the anarchist commune would be creating a police state to ensure nobody sets up a food delivery service

H1B this, H1B that, how about you all log off and get some H1Bitches instead

Beavis and Butt-Head go to Silent Hill

Thoguhts Of Life—Ive replaced evero screen in my goon cave w/ a diff. translation of the Epic Of Gilgamesh. My mind has become rather Honed

One of the biggest owners in LA for a time was the daughter of someone in Putin's inner circle, former head of state media I think. She owned like 20 jeep wranglers.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Woke is coming back. Get in on the ground floor of Woke 2.

Using advanced satellite technology I have been able to pinpoint the source of the mysterious drone lights seen above New Jersey. If this account goes silent you know why

Oomf doesn't realize he gets me in the divorce

Balance is restored in the universe as I will be working for a Frenchman once again