Mark Stuckert

These are wonderful and your colour palette is sublime

A red dot on an app means nothing they cried wolf too close to the sun

Well it’s my own fault for standing up weird

We tried vibe coding it was called dreamweaver

Jingoism is such a weird word

Earth from space

“She’s dead; wrapped in plastic”

Life coaches only really know how to be successful at life coaching

damn midjourney can't even animate a dog smoking

As much as I want this to be true wasn't it football/CTE related?

everything's computer (derogatory)

He doesn’t even TOUCH his tonight show money

now here's a brand you can trust. you know they know anuses

Emoji Game joins News+ monkey dishwasher

We need vibe doctors

If AI has taught me anything it's that IP theft is no longer a crime, so pirate all the games, software, movies, etc. that you want

Liquid Glass

I like to keep my potato chips chilled in the fridge

Ahem just chiming in here:

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Wow they really did it, Liquid Glass, wow

No diarrhea like iced americano diarrhea

My eyebrows left my forehead, sweet jesus

People who riff on Onion posts, I dunno

Streets of Rage 4
Elden Ring
Hades
SotN
Sifu

@climate.noaa.gov hello, probably a big ask, but is there a repository anywhere of climate change b-roll/footage for use in creative projects? Would be a huge boon

We genuinely just need another grift that uses GPUs then they can all 'pivot' once more

The Onion is cooked

Look this bubble is too big to fail ya gotta go along with it