colleenie weenie

Yes defying gravity but who’s holding space for rhyming “tough it” with “slough it” ??

hey Internet! A fun cool thing about me is I read with a little headlamp on in bed at night and it leaves a very cool little indent on my forehead which is fun

I need to talk to someone about Common on Silo. 1) Turtleneck leather trench combo goes hard, gotta get that out of the way 2) his acting is so endearing because you can tell he overthought every line and rehearsed it w his acting coach. But it’s not bad!! He’s so pure and yet…I chuckle lol

Honestly was gagged — i had seriously considered buying tickets for my partner as a surprise for him!!!

today a coworker stopped me on the stairs to tell me about the Star Wars burlesque show her husband surprised her w tickets to because it “made her think of me”

They found Luigi but what about Mario?

Toxic shock syndrome? I wasn’t that surprised

I beg of you, do anything but perceive me

was not expecting the penguin on hbo to actually be good but Cristin Milioti slaaaaaaays and the lewks are on point — it’s worth watching for her. Collin Farrell is working the prosthetic nose joisey accent waddling psycho bit fairly well, all those adjectives considered

For one to live, the other must die!!! lol

as someone historically afraid of puppets, last year was the year i finally wept during muppets a Christmas carol. this year - i can’t wait to watch those felt frogs sing about love and cry like a weenie!!! Also Marley and Marley slaps

people who use goodreads: jeff bezos owns goodreads and if you want a better alternative there is a black woman owned company called storygraph that you can use to replace it. you can transfer all of your data from goodreads to storygraph and have your mind be free of trumpie jeff bezos! win win. 💙

it’s giving turkey lurkey time

late stage capitalism: where it’s foolish thinking a business would ever put people’s wellbeing (employees, customers, business partners, etc.) over their bottom line