@madisonyoung.bsky.social
doing my best
I was literally browsing the app store for something exactly like this yesterday! Thank you for making it!!! 🩷
11.09.2025 14:38 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It’s always “Ladies, if you are alienated by overwork, drop out of the public sphere and become a tradwife” and never “Ladies, if you are alienated by overwork, form a union.”
11.07.2025 15:45 — 👍 8375 🔁 1889 💬 107 📌 0some founding mothers would’ve planned for this level of buffoonery
14.06.2025 16:54 — 👍 190 🔁 14 💬 1 📌 0It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence.
They are in charge.
You have no obligation to defend or explain the behavior of random street protesters. We have a lawless government that is flagrantly violating its legal, moral, even philosophical obligations to us. Everything else is secondary
11.06.2025 00:37 — 👍 14256 🔁 3388 💬 49 📌 71“And so the Greeks send me this horse, we’re talking about one of the most beautiful horses you’ve ever seen. So big. So strong. Normally they keep this kind of horse for themselves but they were such big fans they said sir, please take our big wonderful horse we’ll even bring it to your house”
12.05.2025 12:03 — 👍 12832 🔁 3373 💬 158 📌 119Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.
24.04.2025 00:22 — 👍 79496 🔁 20351 💬 840 📌 1265
Bridget with The Beatles on Abbey Road.
Bridget hanging out in Grant Wood's American Gothic.
Bridget in Bruegel's Hunters In The Snow (with a freshly caught mouse).
The Cat With The Pearl Earring.
A little while ago, my parents' cat Bridget went missing. As the weeks dragged on, they became extremely worried. My dad devised a way to distract himself: he began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up in some of art and music's most iconic scenes.
06.04.2025 10:23 — 👍 21655 🔁 4056 💬 911 📌 708This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
07.04.2025 00:18 — 👍 78821 🔁 13981 💬 1113 📌 790*whiny voice* "I don't want measles! I don't want another great depression!" What happened to being tough. What happened to suffering and dying needlessly
11.03.2025 00:09 — 👍 8044 🔁 904 💬 65 📌 25Freedom of information? How about freedom FROM information! There's been a lot goin on
07.03.2025 23:12 — 👍 1715 🔁 216 💬 20 📌 5I fully support DOGE
Department
Of
Goo-goo Dolls
Enthusiasts
i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
30.01.2025 12:05 — 👍 37790 🔁 7193 💬 260 📌 217congress just approved plans to build kuscotopia
29.01.2025 02:20 — 👍 192 🔁 18 💬 1 📌 0The scientific method served humanity well for hundreds of years but it was rendered obsolete in 2013 with the discovery of Vibes
12.01.2025 03:29 — 👍 8127 🔁 1097 💬 80 📌 45We should have some unprecedented events that are good for once
09.01.2025 02:51 — 👍 11139 🔁 1998 💬 153 📌 56[living on a rock that is moving through an infinite space at sixty seven thousand miles an hour] what should we have for dinner
15.12.2024 19:33 — 👍 1115 🔁 215 💬 21 📌 8I didn't realize I was supposed to know how to do everything by my second rodeo. That's still a very low number of rodeos.
06.12.2024 02:36 — 👍 126 🔁 28 💬 2 📌 0yeah but fomo is my *exact* vibe
06.12.2024 00:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0thanks for the INVITE
05.12.2024 21:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If an elf on a shelf fucked with me I would simply smash it with a hammer
03.12.2024 14:17 — 👍 46 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0ben shapiro sounds like something a wizard says when he wants somewhere to sit down at the park
29.11.2024 07:13 — 👍 3767 🔁 554 💬 37 📌 16
