Eggman

Just learned in England that instead of fiction and non-fiction they have “truey trues” and “nonny ficcs” and I think that’s beautiful

A tweet from @ futurevictim_ that reads "the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard"

Never Forget

an orange and white cat is carried around a veterinary clinic by a woman in a lilac shirt

hlep

Mocked! at the Dentist

I really didn't think this show was gonna be "for me" when it was being promoted, but every episode since premiere has been better than the one before it and it's really turning into the show I'm looking forward to every week. Great jobs all around.

was really nervous about the subject of last night's Starfleet Academy. I don't take a lot of things seriously in this franchise but Avery Brooks' contribution is one of them and I think they did an incredible job threading the needle on revealing too much/too little.

I would like everyone saying “this won’t work” in response to this to also acknowledge that

1) they’re still going to try
2) people are still gonna get hurt

An orange and white cat sits on the top of a brown recliner where he is NOT SUPPOSED TO GO why do you think I gotta get a new recliner now man?

do u think Dave & Buster were brothers or cousins?

I’ve never thought of “freedom from existential misery” and the Iron Warriors in the same breath. And I likely never will again.

It’s actually so cool to be in

Yeah Jake not like publishing a book about the president’s brain after the election we need more hard hitting journalism like that

An orange and white tabby cat lays on its back on a blue dog bed decorated with white and brown bones. He has a teal toy under his left paw and the vacant expression of someone who has eaten too many sliders. Like sure 6-8 doesn’t sound like a lot when they’re so small but then it’s hours later and you’re bloated and vagueing out and yeah that’s the look he’s got.

how has it come to this

This guy? The guy who had the most harrowing ten minutes anyone on social media has ever experienced?

Relating to Spider-Man at 19: I too am underemployed, unsure how to pursue girls, and trying to find my place in the adult world.

Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.

Every day I don't run screaming into the forest forever is an act of extreme courage and bravery. The forest never stops calling

An orange and white cat stands in silhouette in front of a television. On the screen is a bald child(?) or maybe it’s a young Charles Xavier the show hasn’t told me yet

Egg & Egg

"I left my parking chair out on trash night and now it is gone" someone call Michael Chabon we got a REAL Mystery of Pittsburgh on our hands.

I’m sorry Pittsburghers but it is not the 1970s anymore the parking chair is not “cute” it is however a good source of free chairs for me.

Not wanting to be documented doing Cool Crimes is obviously alien to anyone who has not committed Cool Crime.

Comic panel depicting hulk walking with valkyrie and dr. Strange. He's saying "hulk didn't know what mew-chew-al means -- but I'd your are hulks friends, hulk is yours. Come, friends -- let us go away from this dumb place. "

good morning

I found myself a lot of the time thinking “yes this is probably a really great price but what exactly am I going to do with 6 bottles of COQ-10?”

So I just made my first ever Costco trip this Saturday and I must be doing it wrong because the savings did not seem that much to me?

An orange and white cat lays on its back on a beige carpet with its claws wrapped around a Caucasian man’s hands. His eyes have the wild look of a killer who lusts to kill again.

The same orange and white cat curled up and gently grasping the same Caucasian man’s hand. He looks gemtle as a lamb and is roughly the size of a ham.

am hands/pm hands

Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...

BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.

Make out with an Epstein associate only $55,0000

tired: 4th cup of coffee
wired: 4th cup of coffee

Congragulations

reckless. stubborn. ignores main objective for extended sidequest adventures. inexhaustible devotion to crewmembers of dubious loyalty. will endanger ship to fulfil personal vice. janeway is luffy

You should try going more than one post without referencing cocks or vaginas, people (not me) will take you more seriously

an orange and white tabby cat snoozes gently and politely on a green blanket

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