Cargo Occultist

the humble hotdog evolved from the hotwolf, a culinary artifact we no longer dare confront

i have a vivid memory of sharing a mountain road with rental RVs

my printer has the flu and it is absolutely disgusting

First they came for the plums
And I said nothing because the gyre was widening
Yes
YES
The tiger is out

not just relieves us, but actively mediates, which should ideally be a moment where one goes “yikes; never mind”

his body odour and hygienic theories are mentioned in various biographical accounts

there was also an olfactory component

the ending of this explainer might surprise you

Cover art for Primus - Tales From The Punchbowl

johnny wants a line, johnny wants a hermetic seal
johnny wants a Plato, johnny wants to reach the Ideal,
johnny's in the eschaton (on-on-on, on-on, on-on, on-on-on)

we here at Godcrafters are on a singular mission: release an incomprehensible force upon the world which we cannot possibly control, while simultaneously maximizing shareholder value

delightful drawafish.com

let’s propose feeding some Google lawyers to polar bears and just see how it goes

I grew up on these streets

Damn, B.

neighbourly… hahaha… NEIGHBOURLY!

this is reductive, but I wonder how much UK foreign policy in general is downstream of their Trident-based nuclear weapons being heavily dependent on America

the swell dude

all these decades, we’ve been circulating the tapes, preparing for this moment

begin the ritual. it’s time to call our heroes home one last time

the ultimate metagame

Prague, 23 November 1911 Highly esteemed Mrs. Curie, Do not laugh at me for writing you without having anything sensible to say. But I am so enraged by the base manner in which the public is presently daring to concern itself with you!? that I absolutely must give vent to this feeling. However, I am convinced that you consistently despise this rabble, whether it obsequiously lavishes respect on you or whether it attempts to satiate its lust for sensationalism! I am impelled to tell you how much I have come to admire your intellect, your drive, and your honesty, and that I consider myself lucky to have made your personal acquaintance in Brussels. Anyone who does not number among these reptiles is certainly happy, now as before, that we have such personages among us as you, and Langevin(3) too, real people with whom one feels privileged to be in contact. If the rabble continues to occupy itself with you, then simply don't read that hogwash, but rather leave it to the reptile for whom i

einstein sent this to curie in 1911 when she was being harassed by tabloids. it contains everything you’d want in such a letter:

(1) your haters are trash
(2) you’re a baller, a true queen
(3) i have determined the statistical law of motion of the diatomic molecule in planck’s radiation field 🧪⚛️

We can't let Foone down. We would regret it.

Bela Lugosi’s Threads

LLM (location liar model)

1 like = 1 nucleotide substitution in noncoding unannotated DNA of this fish

he's bitin the heads off the angels now

Last year, I toured a few circular sanitation systems designed/installed by aneco in various cooperatives in a few of Geneva’s ecodistricts. The system at Soubeyran was particularly interesting.

expansion pack churro mechanics confirmed

there should be a summer camp for adults where you can simply embed with a given civil infrastructure discipline and watch