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My mom is ambidextrous because her teachers would tie her left hand behind her back

Reports Emerge Claiming M23 Detained Blackwater Founder Erik Prince in Eastern DRC

I know how the Congolese militant group m23 can very suddenly make themselves real popular

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Hey dumbass, AI summaries are never evidence

LifeTouch has been the purveyor for all my kids school pictures—millions of people’s kids. What are we to make of this Epstein connection? What was done with those pictures? Who is looking into it?

Ten years on 2XKO, 12 at Riot and I got laid off with 30min notice lol

Gonna take some time.

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A bundle of 1400+ games for $10 (or more, if you so choose) has launched, raising money for a great cause.
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What good policies?

I have listened to that before but do not remember the gnomes 🤷🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️

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Could you enlighten me? Cause the pictures on their own just seem like absurdist humor

Fecal transplants are a real thing but I’m pretty sure that’s now how you are supposed to do it…..

There was a video saying he shat himself regularly on the set of the Apprentice

I’m rooting for the Seahawks cause they are local but I don’t really watch football

I’m glad you are OK! Panic attacks are awful and terrifying

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Richard Dawkins: as the world's smartest man, i love hanging out with a known pedophile on sex crime island
Stephen Pinker: as a fellow smart, i agree!
Jeffrey Epstein: ill tk some photoss to commemrate this epicc meetingof th= smarts
Dawkins: absolutely, we will definitely want to document this!

Just like the GOP his love is a lie to entice fools to follow him

I have taking to calling them Nurgle Cultists since they believe in spreading disease so much

SCOTUS has stated that too many times

Y’all are just fascist gutter racists now huh?

Homeland Security Spies on Reddit Users Leak show feds tracking anti-ICE Reddit users like "Budget-Chicken-2425"

Homeland Security is monitoring anti-ICE Reddit posts, an intelligence bulletin leaked to me reveals:
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Lots of on the job training?

True, but an American politician saying a three syllable french word would at best go over the head of most voters

True but it’s a start. Elon wanting to go fuck children on Epstein’s island would be enough for a solicitation charge in a civilized society though

I agree in spirit but I don’t think a three syllable french word would hit with the American people. Linking all billionaires with pedophilia is not a terrible strategy imo

What’s a fckwit?

Hahahaha, sucks to suck!

If you see this, Post a character that starts with L

Only due to the costs, not the lives lost in the concentration camps

Sounds like another reason to support him