Urs

😂😂😂 Good idea. Not sure if that’s the right email for him, no one has mentioned him starving. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Evening. 👋🏽

I might have just lost faith. £300 for a consultation and they can’t even get his name right after 4 telephone conversations. Oscar. His name is Oscar. 🙄

Oh, she is 😍🤩

Absolutely right. I often wonder what happens to their principles when they need emergency care.

I think she paid him with her soul.

A lunatic pretending to be a cunt.

Erm, fuck all the way off.

Do yo thing Blue buddies

a man is dancing in a living room with balloons and a group of people . ALT: a man is dancing in a living room with balloons and a group of people .

🙏

Thanks. 🙏 I did google it. You and @martinmto.bsky.social had better not just disappear 🫥

Wait! What?

😆😆😆 He does.

He’s just muttered something like - adding fucking insult to injury 🤷🏼‍♀️ 😆

Small black dog in very large soft cone. The cone stops him licking his wound

Cone. Of. Shame.

Hi 👋🏽

I had DHL tell me they couldn’t deliver to my address but they would deliver a 2 meter wide blind to their lockers.
The lockers are the size of a shoe box
🤷🏼‍♀️ 🤦🏽‍♀️

It’s amazing how much stuff you accrue, and how much of it is barely used.

Our removal firm came to price, they said, even though it’s big, it’s fairly minimal. Then they looked in the garage ( OH domain) 😳 they had to move the garage on a different day from the house there was so much stuff 🤦🏽‍♀️

Yes, it certainly does. Be ruthless, get rid of everything you don’t use. We downsized almost 3 years ago and while I was ruthless my OH not so much 😏

Oh, you’re just showing off now. 😆

Oh. I did no know this. Good luck but you won’t need it. I’ve seen the German health system at work ( granddaughter was born at 27 weeks) let us know how you are afterwards. x

Soz. Not everyone can live life at this pace. x

Excited now aren’t you?

Not one, but TWO garden implements.

Living. The. Dream.

Try not to get over wrought.

Me too. Did you see the mixed speed skating final? What amazing carnage 😆

Good to hear. Are you sick of the rain?
I am. It’s driving me nuts.

Evening. How are you?

Can’t even piss off anywhere dry and sunny. Can’t leave Oscar. ☹️

Sorry, was the excitement a bit too much?

I believe they are sharp enough to cut through material. Like flags. ✂️

Rock and Fucking roll NG.

Of course it’s too wet and miserable to out and use said garden tools 🙄

That’s what I’m finding Ted, especially January and February. None stop fun 🙄

Great news! I love Darlac. I have the scissors for the garden they are like snips really. The secateurs are German with Japanese blades. Woop.

I’m just spending money because I’m bored and fed up. I’m in a terrible mood today.