Amelia Pond

They chose this segment over the Markov opening ceremony

Sportsnet had a whole segment about how all the forwards play the same amount and I was losing my mind

Honestly, this is an exceptional opportunity for Mike Matheson to get a stick sponsorship deal

Bell centre:

Good job on the booing, exceptional work for The Coward tm

I promise the forwards don't play the same amount

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Aweillllllle you deserve it !

HOW

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Aweillllllle kapanen !

Mike Matheson needs to break up with whoever makes his sticks

Slafkovsky doing some excellent Joel armia-esque defense without a stick chaos

Fun fact, if you search for Slovakia in gifs, this is near the top

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Thank god !

It's less work for them! Don't babble on about things chatgpt told you. Just press the button that makes it go live to the arena. Especially if rds is already doing it !

They were going on about how Marty runs his lines so that the toi is equally distributed, how Suzuki plays the same mins as a 4th liner.

I can't believe sportsnet didn't even show the pregame ceremony.

I wonder if the super young guys are like, why does everyone boo when 55 touches the puck

Well, they're going to lose and they deserve it.

Gallagher, give me a break dude.

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Suzuki!

110% intent to injure.

Over/under: yes.

Pinto is an absolute piece of trash

Can we not cross check dobson in the head?

I have already horror gasped at least five times

Merci Jayden.

Giroux, fuck off

Wtf was that on demidov ?!?

1. Holy smokes re: pp

2. Merde re: immediately after

Pittsburgh, you aren't pulling your weight, narrative-wise.