Department of the Interior Crocodile Alligator

The Ancient War continues

ICE should switch to “we’re actually wearing masks to prevent the spread of long COVID” and instantly watch the opposition collapse into vicious factional infighting

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes senate parliamentarians

Rosemarie Sheppard and Martin Lang The bride and groom tied the knot this year, 2025, but you wouldn’t know it considering she walked down the aisle to a fucking Lumineers song.

remember to always live your life such that the muppets do not sing a song insulting your morals

Szene aus der Muppets Weihnachtsgeschichte. Ein Hase sitzt frierend nachts im Müll.

What radicalized you?

tonight you'll be visited by three spirits

one of those crazy facts of life is that everyone loves the Muppets and the Muppets still never get enough love

finished my Sopranos rewatch and it's even better the second time around. Guess it's time for a third

Spitting with this one

if you're worried about the historical accuracies in this movie you can watch the "real" version, my favorite movie, O Brother Where Art Thou?

Brett Rattner? The director of X-Men: The Last Stand?

Got an ad for the Harlem Globetrotters doing a show in Spain. Temptation is real

We gotta do something about metaphors

reject finishing Stranger Things

embrace rewatching the Sopranos

Hi Sam,

Netflix, which rarely carries a single movie from before 1980, wants you to know how thrilled they are to acquire that classic piece of franchise IP, Casablanca

a romcom about a high-powered executive falling from grace, bromancing a cocky football player while dating a single mother outgrossed SPACE JAM

he'd probably get a kick out of it if he died like that. I also hope he never dies

google’s AI overview for the search for mel brooks death by lightning: Mel Brooks is alive and well and celebrated his 99th birthday in June 2025; he did not die by lightning.

some actor who looked a lot like mel brooks had a cameo in Death By Lightning so i googled to see if it was him and got this really helpful search result

sorry to be cynical but I'm having such a "we used to make real movies" moment. A mid-budget rom-com with the biggest guy in Hollywood that was #9 (!!!) in the worldwide box office that year

watching Jerry McGuire and this is the most believable Tom Cruise has ever been playing a (relatively) normal guy

the "Avatar has no cultural impact" motherfuckers are going to be steaming a decade from now when five of the top 10 highest-grossing movies are Avatars

No one ever talks about how much of social media has become covert porn advertising the same way everything else has become covert gambling advertising

every once in a while I find out that one moderately successful movie from the 90's is supposed to be an iconic cinematic touchstone for millennials and it's always something like A Goofy movie

This is why announcing the game of the year nominees in early November is stupid

cuando un español te dice "algunos pican y otros no" pero eres latino

every October I try my best to watch a horror movie every day. learning a lot. somtimes the real monster... is a big scary guy with a knife

"I don't even like Jimmy Kimmel but-" shut up. Just shut the fuck up. You do not have to preface your political opinions with a reminder of how you have impeccable taste

old journey was five minutes and there were two more within ten minutes from that one. nearest post office is now in the Senate building and is not open to the public, so the nearest public one is a 20 minute walk to a Corté Ingles in one of the city's busiest plazas. come on