The Ancient War continues
01.02.2026 21:09 β π 659 π 148 π¬ 7 π 13@ptchz.bsky.social
The Ancient War continues
01.02.2026 21:09 β π 659 π 148 π¬ 7 π 13ICE should switch to βweβre actually wearing masks to prevent the spread of long COVIDβ and instantly watch the opposition collapse into vicious factional infighting
30.01.2026 17:23 β π 1003 π 86 π¬ 27 π 8Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes senate parliamentarians
16.01.2026 23:50 β π 55 π 12 π¬ 0 π 1Rosemarie Sheppard and Martin Lang The bride and groom tied the knot this year, 2025, but you wouldnβt know it considering she walked down the aisle to a fucking Lumineers song.
17.01.2026 00:00 β π 656 π 36 π¬ 14 π 1remember to always live your life such that the muppets do not sing a song insulting your morals
24.12.2025 12:54 β π 59 π 33 π¬ 0 π 1Szene aus der Muppets Weihnachtsgeschichte. Ein Hase sitzt frierend nachts im MΓΌll.
What radicalized you?
23.12.2025 10:32 β π 351 π 36 π¬ 41 π 9tonight you'll be visited by three spirits
24.12.2025 18:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0one of those crazy facts of life is that everyone loves the Muppets and the Muppets still never get enough love
24.12.2025 18:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0finished my Sopranos rewatch and it's even better the second time around. Guess it's time for a third
23.12.2025 17:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Spitting with this one
23.12.2025 10:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0if you're worried about the historical accuracies in this movie you can watch the "real" version, my favorite movie, O Brother Where Art Thou?
22.12.2025 16:17 β π 52 π 10 π¬ 3 π 0Brett Rattner? The director of X-Men: The Last Stand?
22.12.2025 16:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Got an ad for the Harlem Globetrotters doing a show in Spain. Temptation is real
09.12.2025 15:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We gotta do something about metaphors
08.12.2025 16:11 β π 227 π 34 π¬ 1 π 1reject finishing Stranger Things
embrace rewatching the Sopranos
Hi Sam,
Netflix, which rarely carries a single movie from before 1980, wants you to know how thrilled they are to acquire that classic piece of franchise IP, Casablanca
06.12.2025 16:58 β π 2671 π 440 π¬ 238 π 355a romcom about a high-powered executive falling from grace, bromancing a cocky football player while dating a single mother outgrossed SPACE JAM
06.12.2025 22:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0he'd probably get a kick out of it if he died like that. I also hope he never dies
06.12.2025 22:35 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0googleβs AI overview for the search for mel brooks death by lightning: Mel Brooks is alive and well and celebrated his 99th birthday in June 2025; he did not die by lightning.
some actor who looked a lot like mel brooks had a cameo in Death By Lightning so i googled to see if it was him and got this really helpful search result
06.12.2025 22:30 β π 924 π 70 π¬ 25 π 9sorry to be cynical but I'm having such a "we used to make real movies" moment. A mid-budget rom-com with the biggest guy in Hollywood that was #9 (!!!) in the worldwide box office that year
06.12.2025 22:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0watching Jerry McGuire and this is the most believable Tom Cruise has ever been playing a (relatively) normal guy
06.12.2025 22:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0the "Avatar has no cultural impact" motherfuckers are going to be steaming a decade from now when five of the top 10 highest-grossing movies are Avatars
06.12.2025 01:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No one ever talks about how much of social media has become covert porn advertising the same way everything else has become covert gambling advertising
05.12.2025 10:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0every once in a while I find out that one moderately successful movie from the 90's is supposed to be an iconic cinematic touchstone for millennials and it's always something like A Goofy movie
28.11.2025 17:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is why announcing the game of the year nominees in early November is stupid
20.11.2025 03:17 β π 1844 π 556 π¬ 2 π 2cuando un espaΓ±ol te dice "algunos pican y otros no" pero eres latino
26.10.2025 15:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0every October I try my best to watch a horror movie every day. learning a lot. somtimes the real monster... is a big scary guy with a knife
12.10.2025 10:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"I don't even like Jimmy Kimmel but-" shut up. Just shut the fuck up. You do not have to preface your political opinions with a reminder of how you have impeccable taste
20.09.2025 13:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0old journey was five minutes and there were two more within ten minutes from that one. nearest post office is now in the Senate building and is not open to the public, so the nearest public one is a 20 minute walk to a CortΓ© Ingles in one of the city's busiest plazas. come on
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