Mama Disco

Have you ever been so medically gaslit that you go into an MRI hoping that they find something, just so that someone takes you seriously? Like.. I dont WANT autoimmune hepatitis, but if i have it, will they believe I'm actually in pain? #chronicillness

It's weird to hope for the blood tests to come back with SOMETHING, because that means the doctors can't gaslight me into thinking it's all in my head. #chronicillness

Dogs are magic! Our 12 lb mutt puppy tuned into a 95 lb behemoth who still thinks he's a lap dog!

If EVERY KID in our district is now getting EBT for the summer.... holy shit, my dudes. This is amazing. Thanks, @ilhumanservices.bsky.social

The thing is, EVERY kid in our public school district got free lunch this year. There's no way we'd qualify for EBT; we're not rich, but we make too much. We squeek by. 🧵

Why I'll never leave #Illinois- Both of my kids received EBT cards for the summer because they participated in the free lunch program. 🧵

We are literally the reason why we can't have nice things.

Way to make me cry at 6 am AGAIN.

The only president to serve more than 2 terms was FDR, largely to get the country through the Great Depression and then subsequently WWII.

PREDICTION: The current administration is intetionally tanking the economy and starting a war so Trump remains in power. #ChangeMyMind #ConspiracyTheories

The upside to #bluesky- no right wing mouthpieces to depress me with their parroting of the Trump administration talking points.
The downside to bluesky- mostly all liberals reporting on the depressing shit the Trump administration is pushing through.

Either way, when I'm on this app, I has a sad.

Nope, just our government. Regular people are PISSED.

#TeslaTakedown in Westmont, IL

Goin' to a protest and we're
Gonna get angry.
Goin' to a protest and we're
Gonna get angry

Musk is an insufferable
Megalomaniac
Goin' to protest his cars....!
#TeslaTakedown

No, I totally didn't blast Hot To Go on the way home from Menards so my 6 year old wouldn't hear me unwrap the impules purchase Whatchamacallit I snagged at checkout. #parenting

The best part of insomnia is getting to have an existential crisis before the sun comes up while mainline caffeine and looking up passport requirements. #perimenopause

::deep inhale::

I love the smell of the orthodontist in the morning.

Am I going to hit that fancy coffee machine 3 times before I leave? You're damn right I am. #KidsAreFuckingExpensive

What's worse- the fact that an unelected illegal alien is calling for judicial impeachment, or the fact that Charlie Kirk believes that the judge was QUOTING HAMILTON.

This is the kind of petty I can get behind.

Every. Goddamn. Morning.

You can thank Henry Ford for square dancing in gym class. We didn't it up here, too. He was so antisemitic and racist that he lobbied for an "American" music style to be taught in schools over jazz because the music industry was "dominated by Jews". So that was fun.

And meanwhile, I'm being charged 15% capitalized interest on a student loan my grandchildren will probably get saddled with long after I'm dead.

Cancel me so I can get the hell out of here.

::barf::

Hey there, Elon.... how's that free market working out for you?

Ah, yes. All that toxic empathy has me feeling sorry for the guy.

IF IT WERE OPPOSITE DAY. HA!

MMMmmmm.... may his tears salt his carcass as we eat the rich.

MMMMM.... DELICIOUS BILLIONAIRE TEARS.

He always sounds like he's completely making up whatever he's saying, like he has no idea what the next words coming out of his mouth are going to be, and then he's shocked to hear them.

I have one that's about 13 years old. I had to divide it once, so now I have two in the bathroom. I also rooted countless cuttings, gave most of them away, but I saved the prettiest ones to hang in the living room. So one way or another, they WILL take over.