@messyjez.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yKS...
05.12.2025 06:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@jaygrover.bsky.social
Cricket, books and despair.
@messyjez.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yKS...
05.12.2025 06:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0where did it all go so wrong?
24.10.2025 17:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0SO DO WE ALL (but I spent all my Halloween budget on booze and cheese).
24.10.2025 11:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@martycricket.bsky.social thou look just the right age to get a Vendean resistance tattoo.
05.09.2025 20:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@martycricket.bsky.social sorry Durham are going to lose, I'm off to get a ducal coronet tattooed on my forehead in their honour (not really, middle age dunt take).
05.09.2025 20:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@martycricket.bsky.social I ended up getting a wee tricolour Phrygian Cap on my inner arm so no one could doubt my lefty credentials (leave me alone, I were 14).
05.09.2025 19:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@martycricket.bsky.social the age were not the issue (France were the wild west for British teenagers in the early '90s, think flick combs) I already had a couple, the Nazism definably was.
05.09.2025 19:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@martycricket.bsky.social As a teenager I spent two mint weeks in the VendΓ©e. I thought I'd get a Vendeian resistance tattoo because, well, I were 14 and thought it were cool. It were politely but firmly pointed out to me that it'd be the equivalent of a swastika. Ta for that Loire tattooists.
05.09.2025 18:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@kevinhowells.bsky.social how precarious is thou job due to your constant apologies for social violation?
19.08.2025 16:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@kevinhowells.bsky.social I remember when you gave the script for the broadcast. It reminded me of when I were a primary school teacher.
19.08.2025 15:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0oh bother, missed thou comment, but my retrospective money will be pledged in thou name. Keep ye sen well.
09.08.2025 10:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0small skeletons.
29.07.2025 11:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@jonathandoidge.bsky.social only old enough for the sixty minute versions, loved the senile hatreds.
29.07.2025 11:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0thankyou very much. Not a fan of it as a novel but an awesome opening sentence. Horribly prescient.
24.07.2025 20:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0hasn't to add, thou not the cunt in this scenerio. Peppa Pig better not show its wank whinge face in Sheffield is all I'm saying.
29.05.2025 05:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0that genuinly annoys me, fuck you cunt, I want to binge watch Bluey.
29.05.2025 00:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I always underestimate your capicity for irrational rage.
25.05.2025 03:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@garynaylor85.bsky.social I have never seen any play you've reviewed but I find me sen get violently defensive on principle. Never mind the woke, the Scouse whinge virus is my patellar tap test. LEAVE THE BLOCKING ALONE NAYLOR, THEY'RE TRYING THEIR BEST.
20.05.2025 19:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0never understood cycling, I mock your glasses but approve of all dead aphids. All of this means nowt as you've used the word "pootle" thus I love ye forever.
20.05.2025 14:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0All Sheffield Cricket peeps.... Tailenders is recording at the Crucible on July 6th. Derek and I will be there but you don't have to talk to us.
20.05.2025 12:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0no spoilers but we're all going to die (hopefully not at the hands of Meercats but all bets are off).
20.05.2025 12:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0no iea why this makes me happy but it does. Ta very much.
20.05.2025 12:43 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have no idea why that made me spit tea. It's funny because it's true.
20.05.2025 12:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I do not recommend chronic alcohol and drug abuse but occassionaly one can wake up to an entire new day after frying ones 'brain for decades.... turns out Lord of the Rings is proper shite (sorry eight year old me).
20.05.2025 11:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0susanelkin.co.uk/articles/sus... why I fear Muscalids, a huge problem in central Sheffield.
20.05.2025 06:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0had to do a thing but county cricket makes me happy. I hope you've found peace in thou sock drawer. Love to the bairn (I don't know owt about either but I recomend Yurt/Mares milk over Meercats).
20.05.2025 06:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@ithilienorthend.bsky.social I don't know ye well but I know ye well enough to guess that Lego Ninja Dragons would be a pleasure not a chore.
20.05.2025 02:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@martycricket.bsky.social I feel like an utter eejit now (ducked out). Och, well, that's why God created youtube.
20.05.2025 02:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0mot messing "the Knobnomicon" made me spit the night cap.
19.05.2025 23:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0this is why I should never go for a pint.
19.05.2025 18:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0