Cory Herndon

A pedophile game show host and gang of third-tier comedians with podcasts helped the Nazis retroactively win WW2. You're not going crazy. This is what actually happened.

You have to *start* fighting before you can *keep* fighting, Senator.

Our politicians did more to regulate Prince and Twisted Sister songs than glacier melting chatbots that promote suicide

The truly maddening thing is that, unlike when I was a young man in science and the materials and engineering just weren’t there yet, the future is *right there.* The problem is *solved*. What’s holding us back is not just greed, but this bizarre nostalgia, an obsession with petro- masculinity.

The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.

90s kid giving fingerguns in stylised video game neon backdrop saying “I don’t really give a fuck what people buy with food stamps and if you do it’s because you’re a fucking loser”

You heard me

Had a very similar experience about a year ago; when they released a gameplay trailer with none of my writing in it, it almost physically hurt. I miss my character friends but now someone else is telling them what to do and think. I found it frustrating and surreal and I’m not sure how to fix it.

Good morning to everyone who said six years ago that it was wrong to call these concentration camps.

Mysterious 'predator' stalking villagers around Dartmoor unmasked as a fat cat A MYSTERIOUS beast which has been stalking villagers on the moor made famous by Sherlock Holmes – is actually just a fat cat. Locals around Dartmoor, where the Hound of the Baskervilles was s…

The Chonk Ness Monster

oh my GOD dude

Here's the SHORT version of my recovering-from-cancer update:
I need to see: a neurologist, a neuropsychologist, a sleep specialist, an ophthalmologist, a nephrologist, and get two MRIs.
(Cat to add cute, link if you want to help out.)
www.gofundme.com/f/help-owen-...

Many people are outraged that Trump is demolishing part of the White House. But of course Trump can't do it without help. It's ACECO LLC of Silver Spring MD ("full-service demolition") that is tearing down the People's House. You can call them and let them know how you feel. 1/

I liked the bit at the end when he looked like he wanted to go fight the pavement and had to be held back.

a little girl is eating cotton candy in a crowd of people at a baseball game . Alt: #refusetolose #sodomojo #GOMs #BELIEVE in sugar form? Don’t mind if I do!

Tonight. LFG #Mariners!

Pure fucking evil.

Vance Flexes the Marines’ Might as Thousand Protest Trump’s Agenda VP JD Vance’s trips o a military base in California illustrated rising tensions between the federal government and Democratic leaders

This is quite a hed/subhed.
1) Start with Vance. Use strong action verb. Accept the autocratic premise that the “Marines’ Might” are Vance’s to flex.
2) Mention the protest second and absurdly describe them as in the thousands
3) Treat Trump’s strong man use of the military as a partisan scuffle.

This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

Chopper 7 was on the case.

#MSH45 | Eruption 6
Oct. 17, PM

Mount St. Helens's eruptions no longer run first on evening news broadcasts, including CBS's with Walter Cronkite.

Yet, the visuals still stun—a morning eruption captured by Seattle affiliate KIRO's helicopter, mere miles from the crater above the devastated area.

Roses are red,
Violets are lacking,

If I could start smoking again it might be worth it.

huh, wonder what this was about

Help Rob's family.

This is one of my favorite stories S.P. has ever written (until recently out-of-print) and this new edition of DAUGHTERS OF CATASTROPHE, née “Muscadines”, looks like a hell of a Halloween read. 🎃

“Game?”
“No. ‘Live service.’”

They really should’ve let Rob keep him. Their first mistake. #marvelgodzilla25when

Good Place: Fun fact: Columbus is in the Bad Place because of all the raping, slave trade, and genocide.

I like Stephen King’s short story “The Jaunt” a lot, but I think it ought to be classed as a novella really. It’s longer than you think.

If You Knew Me: A Novel Amazon.com: If You Knew Me: A Novel eBook : Miskowski, S.P.: Kindle Store

“If You Knew Me is a twisty tale that will stay with you for a long time.” —Alma Katsu, author of Fiend

“Dark and hip and funny. Highly recommended.” —Polly Schattel, author of Shadowdays