@matthumbert.bsky.social
Formerly MV, now we’re in the NIL era. Tech guy and philanthropist disguised as a drug dealer. Yes I will sell it to you. Gopher sports, so you don’t have to.
Correct, both are gross
06.11.2025 18:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Watching Gopher football this season is as hazardous for my health as letting two boys under nine eat too much Halloween candy, if you’d like to know how my day is going.
01.11.2025 23:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ahhh the conflation of data science (already a discipline with squishy boundaries) and machine learning with Generative AI. This isn’t confusing to non-technical audiences AT ALL (cries in Jupyter notebook)
29.10.2025 00:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who needs AI slop when hoomans are perfectly capable of producing cursed data viz with weak statistical analysis!
28.10.2025 00:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0So Penn State spent $50 million to fire a guy who took them to the playoffs so they can hire a guy who hasn’t beaten a ranked team since 2016? Have I got that right?
21.10.2025 15:23 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Middle initial F
19.10.2025 03:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Speaking of rehashing the classics, Oregon has 693 yards of offense against Rutgers, a new high (low) mark for yards surrendered by a Robb Smith defense.
19.10.2025 01:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This Penn St-Iowa reboot of Kinnick After Dark has a bigger VFX budget for digital explosions and I bet Ferentz hates it for the overindulgence.
19.10.2025 01:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0CFB writers keep rebooting the classics
19.10.2025 00:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1He needs another year with more resources and support.
18.10.2025 22:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Good morning beautiful Gophersky, as far as I’m concerned we’ve never lost to the Cornhuskers
18.10.2025 14:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nothing is better for calming the screeching opossums in my brain and rats gnawing my guts from the inside out like kicking Nebraska’s ass, again.
18.10.2025 03:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh god I am tumescent. Completely engorged.
18.10.2025 03:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Raiola made a business decision on that last sack 😹😹😹
18.10.2025 02:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Holy shit
18.10.2025 02:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0BWAHAHAHAHA
18.10.2025 02:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Exquisite. I didn’t see a hold either.
18.10.2025 02:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0🚬 perfection
18.10.2025 02:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 099 yard drives are B1G West erotica
18.10.2025 02:20 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1MEKE
18.10.2025 02:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nebraska OL: still absolute cheeks after all these years
18.10.2025 01:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0LMAOOOOO we out here calling targeting on linemen
18.10.2025 01:11 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Magnificent drive, no notes.
18.10.2025 00:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“You Get What You Give” by The New Radicals will always be a banger
16.10.2025 01:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Penn State head coach Curt Cignetti sounds terrifying
12.10.2025 18:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Checking for any outstanding warrants after last night’s Gopher victory because what I witnessed was armed robbery.
12.10.2025 16:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What an absolutely stupid game, like the dumbest game in many years LMAO
12.10.2025 03:23 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
02.10.2025 02:46 — 👍 103 🔁 22 💬 3 📌 3
These guys are all such cosplaying dipshits
30.09.2025 14:32 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
