What Keeps ElNarez Alive?

there are still people advocating for other people to read Cerebus, Andrew Hussie absolutely could have gone away with making comics about the annoying people he hates until his fanbase was down to the people that would buy any old shit

how much easier would this have been if Andrew Hussie released a statement with every slur he's wanted to print in Homestuck

lmao Andrew Hussie is creatively bankrupt

taking an act break

BOOM BIG REVEAL BULLY IS ACE #8

7. D'Lo Brown which I guess explains why Kurt Angle STILL HASN'T SAID THE NAME OF WHO RUNS THE ACES AND EIGHTS

this is an alert: kurt angle has unmasked the aces and eights higher power, will not say his name while the camera is rolling

6. Wes Briscoe

it is near but not quite halfway and another Ace And Eight was revealed, list time:

1. Dudley
2. Director Of Chaos Gallows
3. Mike Knox
4. friggin' vest undah da jacket jones ova heah
5. (new) GARRETT BISCHOFF

the fourth ace and eight is the human suplex machine tazz btw

*in the most new york voice imaginable* IS IT JUST ME OR IS IT FRIGGIN' HOT IN HEAH????

the third ace and eight is Mike Knox, also we've begun the Brooke Hogan Romance Arc

gonna list the revealed Aces & Eights so far because I think it gives you a good idea of how doomed this is

1. D-Von Dudley
2. Luke Gallows

Shaq showed up and then Hogan and Sting got abducted by what I can only describe as Kurt Sutter Presents: Bane

I am in fact watching a three hour compilation video of the Aces & Eights saga from Total Nonstop Action/Impact Wrestling, the storyline so dumb it essentially killed Total Nonstop Action Wrestling

buffer between trump and thiel

hey correct me if I'm wrong but haven't all the organized hate campaigns from fascist gamers targeted sex workers and former sex workers? I feel like the fascists have the same rather dim view of sex work as Christian Evangelicals, for some reason

look the AI industry is fucked either way because the tech can't keep up with the promises and the bubble is built on promises but I would prefer it if its destruction came from affirming the inalienable right of artists to receive compensation for their work

question: what do you make of the Claremont/Manara X-Women book

#ALL50RTS DAY THIRTY-FOUR

LCD Soundsystem - Dance Yrself Clean (2010), from This Is Happening (2010); no extra point; comment in the post following

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZNk...

please stand for the national anthem of being in your 30s

#ALL50RTS DAY THIRTY-FOUR

LCD Soundsystem - Dance Yrself Clean (2010), from This Is Happening (2010); no extra point; comment in the post following

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZNk...

South Park and conservative media are just groping one another's pud like the lazy and stupid dogs they are

look okay South Park is valuable and relevant and not play-acting at being counter-cultural by making relatively light parodies of people just too fucking dumb and evil to ever acknowledge they're being lampooned

I'll keep calling it ADVANCED RULES FOR DIE and no one can stop me

dear @sony it's time to make a new twisted metal game I have a killer pitch it has NOTHING to do with the tv show

SUPERMAN (2025) is a good film because I said so! fuck you!

oh god they're doing the Obama cover with Washington that's cool and good and normal, Phil Jimenez, that's cool and good and normal

if you celebrate the 250th anniversary of america next year you're a fucking freak and you deserve to eat garbage for the rest of your life, i m o

Marvel Heroes Save American History in New '1776' Series This November, Captain America, Spider-Man and more travel back to the American Revolution in 1776, a five-issue limited series by J. Michael Straczynski, Ron Lim and Sean Damien Hill.

www.marvel.com/articles/com...

"This November, Captain America, Spider-Man and more travel back to the American Revolution in 1776, a five-issue limited series by J. Michael Straczynski, Ron Lim and Sean Damien Hill." lmao NO THANKS! NO THANKS AT ALL!