Ryan Ottney

Blast off! It’s party time!
And we don’t live in a fascist nation!
Blast off! It’s party time!
And WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!

I tested ChatGPT’s political bias and found proof that it blocks leftist viewpoints while promoting the exact same commentary to support the right.

The road to fascism is paved with laugh emojis.

We’re not “at risk” anymore. It’s not “on the doorstep.” We aren’t “on the path.” You have arrived at your final destination.

Trump said, "We're going after criminals," and we warned you that he’d criminalize immigrants, journalists, protestors, democrats, and anyone who opposed him. Now half his supporters are cheering as he rounds up the "criminals" and the other half are saying, "Wait! I didn't think you meant ME!"

Why is Congress holding the Clintons in contempt for not testifying in the Epstein Files case, but not holding Pam Bondi and the administration in contempt for refusing to release the files after Congress passed a law ordering them to do so?

Deadpool should spend the entire Avengers film trying out for different Marvel teams. He keeps getting rejected, but shows up in 3rd act leading X-Force (in the most hilarious and ridiculous entrance) to turn the tide for the heroes!

Greenland 2026 = Poland 1939. Learn from history.

I've enjoyed all of the Superman films over the years, but I hope in the next movie @jamesgunn.bsky.social can really merge the best parts of all films -- the heart and hope of 78, the love story of Returns, the action of Man of Steel, and the fun of Superman 25.

FYI - you don’t threaten to cancel elections if you think you’d win.

There should be an Anti-ICE advocacy group called “Border Enforcement Accountability and Reform” — so women could literally choose the BEAR.

Mail order RX is stupid.

It’s like, “Don’t you hate waiting in line for 15 minutes at the pharmacy? Sign up for mail order RX and get your medicine in just 3-5 days!”

Venezuela, Greenland, Mexico, Iran … this warmonger has to be stopped. Is this what you voted for MAGA? Because I’m pretty sure I remember you saying “no wars” with Trump.

But I also remember you saying lower prices and release the Epstein Files, and that never happened either.

Guys, you just misunderstood.

Trump said he’d release all of the Epstein ‘Philes.

Boomers had QVC.
Gen X had Wish dot com.
Millennials had Temu.
Gen Z has TikTok Shop.

It’s all trash.

Trump thinks we’ll forget about the Epstein Files if he goes to war.

That’s like saying you won’t be mad that I wrecked your car if I burn down your whole garage.

If there’s really not another secret episode of #StrangerThings then the Duffers need to do an interview explaining each and every question and alleged clues fans found in the finale. That 2nd half was bizarre and sloppy and not like them at all.

ICE murdered Good.

Read that again.

At this point, @democrats.org are more to blame than DJT — simply because they aren’t doing anything to stop him! We have allowed this to go on far too long!

I have never liked Damian Wayne very much - but I absolutely loved Knightfight #3 @joshuawilliamson.bsky.social

Internet rule #1: Post what you want to say and then move on. Don’t get pulled into constantly responding to morons.

I’m not saying I spend too much on comic books — but the bank flagged my gym membership as fraudulent activity.

Why do they need a new Superman, Joshua? WHY?!!

Sorkin has never failed. We need him back!

I’m gonna call it right now: Superboy-Prime will win DC KO.

I’m nobody. 200 years from now my name will be forgotten and buried. But they’ll still call him a traitor and fascist.

If the president thinks it’s “seditious” to remind soldiers they are not required to follow illegal orders … then he’s probably giving them illegal orders.

When Donald Trump says Epstein hung around with democrats in the 90s — remember that Donald Trump was a democrat in the 90s.

Clark had to learn that he’s not a God, and even Superman can’t save everyone.

He’s not rooted in tragedy like Batman or Spider-Man - but the just as the death of Bruce’s parents taught him vengeance, and the death of Uncle Ben taught Peter Parker about responsibility, the death of Pa Kent teaches Clark about humility.