Sam

@jonbois.bsky.social ahh game

RIP Oz

What’s happening over here lmao

Orioles still suck

Orioles beat Yankees in a series babyyy

Orioles make me unhappy

Top 10 reasons to use Bluesky
10-2. Who cares
1. You got suspended on Twitter for making an April Fool’s tweet about a Gunnar extension and the “news outlet” that reported you (which is run by someone with a…checkered past) has a grudge.

Bluesky friends I sure am glad you all have not seen me crashing out about the O’s on my TL

Haven’t checked into here in a while but O’s win!

Good evening bluesky

Happy woman in sports day. Shoutout woman

Also fuck transphobia

Are student loans deadass getting frozen bc I’m cooked if so LMFAO

Just checking, the people that own this app didn’t do a Nazi salute right?

Bluesky friends how are we doing

Elias is great at identifying talent and does not miss in the draft. this is why the turnaround and rebuild went so quick. but now that we are out of rebuild mode (while Elias still has a role in the FO) him remaining GM is not it.

Biweekly Bluesky tweet (or post, whatever)

Mike Elias sucks and I’m sorry to those who I insulted to defend him.

He needs to be let go.

Rickey Henderson. Legend.

May he rest in peace.

If this is true, I have a list of apologies I have to make.

Send Mike Elias to the shadow realm. I do not care. REMOVE HIM.

So the healthcare shooter
- went to elementary and middle school where my aunt was principal
- went to Gilman
- family has name printed on my HS’s scoreboard and they own Turf Valley

What a day for Towson

Aren’t we also the only state where flamethrowers are illegal

Hi Bluesky

Idk how just beat Pittsburgh

I propose the Baltimoat.

The question I’m asking myself as an O’s fan is will Keegan Akin be good bc Trump got reelected or will he stink bc his odd number year stats are abhorrent

I think the Royals had a rly good offseason blueprint last season. Extend your young stud, and then sign a bunch of guys that aren’t exactly big names but will have a big impact.

Don’t need to throw every dollar at one guy.

IG reels ads…they’re something all right

Finally sweatpants weather

There’s a cake vending machine that was installed by Buddy Valastro (the cake boss) in the student center at my school. The machine plays prerecorded videos of Cake Boss trying to get us to buy cake. I was in there this morning and the machine’s endless enthusiasm somehow de-stressed me. Idk how.

Least you have multiple wins 😁🔫