@reuvenperlman.bsky.social
The inevitable product of biology and circumstance, an unthinking thing
Blurb drop for my new book. I love all these people so much 💕 2/2
13.05.2025 17:28 — 👍 36 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 2Instagram: follow your favorite artists, comedians and thinkers!
Me: wow, and then I'll see their content in my feed?
Instagram: no
ME: I'm clinically depressed
DR: maybe watching Pagliacci the clown will cure you?
ME: what the fuck are you talking about
You're in her DMs. I'm a loose mass of particles in constant exchange with my environment, not distinct from the universe, but an aspect of it. We are the same.
14.01.2025 17:08 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Tolkien: Goblins are vile, monstrous things
Me: cool
Tolkien: pure evil, and also they're great at improvising songs
Me: wait what
Tolkien: yeah they're always making up little expository tunes and singing them in perfect unison
Me:
Tolkien: "Clack! Flack! We eat a snack!" shit like that
I'd shake your hand but my thumb's been hurting lately for some reason
06.12.2024 21:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Props to @reuvenperlman.bsky.social for another hilarious(ly depressing) piece in The New Yorker. www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...
06.12.2024 20:06 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
The human body is built for glory. For triumph. For experiencing sudden, inexplicable knee pain when you walk up stairs too fast. In New Yorker Humor, an ad for the human body.
05.12.2024 17:02 — 👍 67 🔁 9 💬 2 📌 1
The human body is an absolute nightmare, get yours today.
My latest for The New Yorker:
www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...
