Dan Diego @dan-diego - Bluesky Profile

Get me that sandwich, my goodness

30.01.2026 03:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man making a peace sign with his hands and the words love you Alt: a man making a heart with his hands and the words love you

30.01.2026 03:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Dude, I'm wet

30.01.2026 03:13 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

Your phone just has the JJ Abrams effect on and loves Lens Flare. It's not a bug, it's a feature

30.01.2026 03:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

two men singing a song with the words and it was also the night that the skeletons came to life on the bottom Alt: two men singing a song with the words and it was also the night that the skeletons came to life on the bottom

30.01.2026 02:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ahhh, i recognize that line; my old friend Astigmatism

30.01.2026 02:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

30.01.2026 02:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a cartoon character is floating in the water with horns . Alt: a cartoon Hippo with only his eyes out of the water raising his eyebrows suggestively

Oh I'll give you something alright

30.01.2026 01:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A brown paper bag

And what do you think this is??

30.01.2026 00:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Screenshot of Let It Happen by Tame Impala

Music for the drive home

30.01.2026 00:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a cartoon toad with his mouth wide open Alt: Toad from Mario with his arms flailing and screaming

29.01.2026 23:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Photo of Pho and a Boba Tea

Got Pho for Lunch today!

29.01.2026 21:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a woman with a #schittscreek logo on the bottom Alt: a woman with text saying "Color Me Curious"

29.01.2026 19:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That's bullshit, I did not hit her, I did NOT! Oh, hi Gonzo!

29.01.2026 18:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Muppets: The Room

29.01.2026 18:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 1

To be fair, that is sweet as hell so I don't blame you lol

29.01.2026 18:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I will! It's just so Thicc

29.01.2026 17:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Totally gonna make Kolaches this weekend!

29.01.2026 17:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh shit, we're getting All Quiet on the Western Front?! I know my next read after Dune 😂

29.01.2026 17:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Dude, that made me so mad. But the people pleaser in me was just like "Yeah, sure!"

29.01.2026 14:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Imagine cooking with me. No, I take over making 3 different plates by myself at once so they are all ready at the same time while screaming internally. I got this, everything is fine

29.01.2026 14:04 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

WHELP

29.01.2026 14:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thicc neck gang rise up

29.01.2026 13:54 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

It's the boobs 🤷

29.01.2026 13:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

i need to make more money

28.01.2026 20:13 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

You need the complete Holy Trinity 😂

28.01.2026 18:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And eat Tacos, obviously

28.01.2026 18:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I've never actually been to Portland proper. I've passed through and got caught in bumper to bumper traffic a couple of times, but have never stopped though.

I've seen Portlandia a thousand times though 😂

28.01.2026 17:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Same, I'll never leave my Twilight Weather

28.01.2026 17:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Screenshot of a temperature for an area that shows 47 degrees and cloudy

Oh, then do I have the climate for you 😂

28.01.2026 17:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

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