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Dumb af. Like, really dumb. Consumer of nerd-shit-lore. Takes long walks on the beach. Is actually nobody of interest. just a sentient pile of slaw who lives in a power ranger helmet Here to make stupid memes, shitpost, etc. Conservatives can get bent.

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Demonic anal Hook Worms

07.10.2025 23:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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*obnoxious late 80's saxophone blaring*

16.12.2024 13:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Gotta boost that boost. TURBO

07.10.2025 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I only know that I know nothing."

07.10.2025 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*wear

07.10.2025 01:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

YOU WERE A DISGUISE TO LOOK LIKE THEM HUMAN GUYS

07.10.2025 01:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, I am very much aware of the wonderful arms.

07.10.2025 01:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What if I want him to keep the suit on?

07.10.2025 01:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So that means I can sleep with him?

07.10.2025 01:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER โšก

07.10.2025 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh shit, I thought you were talking about the band lol

07.10.2025 01:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

:(

.... I like mastodon.....

07.10.2025 01:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Respect.

07.10.2025 01:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@miq.moe

07.10.2025 00:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Slawic The Hedgehog. When he does the spinny/revy thing, he just flings coleslaw everywhere and is only hastened by slipping on all the creamy slaw.

07.10.2025 00:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

PRETEND YOURE A BOUGIE BITCH OR SOMETHING.

07.10.2025 00:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love me a slutty mountain.

06.10.2025 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope the mountain consented to this.

06.10.2025 21:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ride that Happy wave!

06.10.2025 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whatever happened to the scientific method? PEER REVIEW?!.

Einstein is rolling in his grave and saying "MAMA MIA!"

06.10.2025 20:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Be good to your brain!

06.10.2025 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can you cite your sources. Was a study done?

06.10.2025 19:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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06.10.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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06.10.2025 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's many reasons I'll never make it past crewman.

06.10.2025 15:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Obscure Simpsons coleslaw meme smashup

Obscure Simpsons coleslaw meme smashup

"Bart have you ever read the boy who cried wolf?"

04.04.2025 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why does one need a leaf blower on a space station?

06.10.2025 14:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same with weird sounds. I had an ex who occasionally would queef. She would apologize, and she had no reason to. I would often not even notice it in the first place.

She was getting railed, of course her insides were gunna get pushed around.

06.10.2025 13:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish I could find it, but I saw an article that japanese scientists have discovered that it is at least 80% pee. I imagine the rest is mostly extra body water and/or a little bit of sexy fluid. Either way, that's too much pee for me.

06.10.2025 13:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will say, I have enjoyed Louise's character development over the last couple seasons. She has become so emotionally aware, it's beautiful. The Recent episode that focused on Regular Sized Rudy (my favorite character on the show) was one of her best moments. Also, gene was becoming awful for a bit.

06.10.2025 12:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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