Demonic anal Hook Worms
07.10.2025 23:37 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0@coleslaw-core.bsky.social
Dumb af. Like, really dumb. Consumer of nerd-shit-lore. Takes long walks on the beach. Is actually nobody of interest. just a sentient pile of slaw who lives in a power ranger helmet Here to make stupid memes, shitpost, etc. Conservatives can get bent.
Demonic anal Hook Worms
07.10.2025 23:37 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0*obnoxious late 80's saxophone blaring*
16.12.2024 13:55 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"I only know that I know nothing."
07.10.2025 17:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0*wear
07.10.2025 01:21 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0YOU WERE A DISGUISE TO LOOK LIKE THEM HUMAN GUYS
07.10.2025 01:20 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Oh, I am very much aware of the wonderful arms.
07.10.2025 01:18 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0What if I want him to keep the suit on?
07.10.2025 01:15 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0So that means I can sleep with him?
07.10.2025 01:13 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER โก
07.10.2025 01:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Oh shit, I thought you were talking about the band lol
07.10.2025 01:11 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0:(
.... I like mastodon.....
Respect.
07.10.2025 01:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@miq.moe
07.10.2025 00:59 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Slawic The Hedgehog. When he does the spinny/revy thing, he just flings coleslaw everywhere and is only hastened by slipping on all the creamy slaw.
07.10.2025 00:45 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0PRETEND YOURE A BOUGIE BITCH OR SOMETHING.
07.10.2025 00:39 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0I love me a slutty mountain.
06.10.2025 21:28 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I hope the mountain consented to this.
06.10.2025 21:26 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Ride that Happy wave!
06.10.2025 20:07 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Whatever happened to the scientific method? PEER REVIEW?!.
Einstein is rolling in his grave and saying "MAMA MIA!"
Be good to your brain!
06.10.2025 19:59 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Can you cite your sources. Was a study done?
06.10.2025 19:54 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Generated by Make it a Quote User: badposter.lol Content: theyโre calling me the dumbest guy Online.
06.10.2025 19:43 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0There's many reasons I'll never make it past crewman.
06.10.2025 15:22 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Obscure Simpsons coleslaw meme smashup
"Bart have you ever read the boy who cried wolf?"
04.04.2025 17:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Why does one need a leaf blower on a space station?
06.10.2025 14:46 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Same with weird sounds. I had an ex who occasionally would queef. She would apologize, and she had no reason to. I would often not even notice it in the first place.
She was getting railed, of course her insides were gunna get pushed around.
I wish I could find it, but I saw an article that japanese scientists have discovered that it is at least 80% pee. I imagine the rest is mostly extra body water and/or a little bit of sexy fluid. Either way, that's too much pee for me.
06.10.2025 13:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I will say, I have enjoyed Louise's character development over the last couple seasons. She has become so emotionally aware, it's beautiful. The Recent episode that focused on Regular Sized Rudy (my favorite character on the show) was one of her best moments. Also, gene was becoming awful for a bit.
06.10.2025 12:57 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0