Max Stivers (he/him)

🎵Fisty's gonna punch you...🎶

I think you're underestimating just how much many people with that kind of purchasing power hate their families and want to flaunt their wealth while spending as little time in the same room as possible

Have a good 𝘴𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘳?! New York needs a mayor who isn't afraid to say that All Seasons Matter.

now?

I've honestly felt this season was pretty hit or miss, but my face still hurts from laughing at tonight's episode

Shabbat Shalom to everyone who recognizes that the safety, freedom & thriving of Jews and Muslims are bound up together — in Israel & Palestine, across the five boroughs, and in many other beloved places.

The best time to call Tom Homan a bitch was yesterday, the second best time is now

Ghoul Stephen Miller warns NYC is what happens when a society “fails to control migration”

Careful guys, if you don’t control migration you might turn out like <checks notes> the greatest, wealthiest city in the world.

A federal officer cannot be “doxxed.” The public has a right to know who is operating in our government, especially if they have the power to imprison someone.

A meme depicting a set of instructions for applying the Heimlich Maneuver: the Universal Choking Sign has been replaced with a logo for the San Jose Sharks

don't worry, friend- even if you never end up becoming PM, Canada will still break the curse before the Sharks win a cup

Not sure if I'm running into a bad joke here, but it doesn't need one- Hernandez is Puerto Rican + the Spanish pronunciation of that combination of letters is different from English

Most American publications add the accent to avoid confusion, but don't tell the guy how to spell his own name

Discworld QOTD, from I Shall Wear Midnight

“Oh, I feel very angry a lot of the time," said Tiffany, "but I just put it away somewhere until I can do something useful with it.”

Idk man but when the administration that tried to reject humanitarian aid for Los Angeles when it was burning tries to justify their illegal military occupation by saying they aren’t going to let LA burn it kinda sounds like bullshit

well, yeah- shaming people from different cultures for eating smelly foods isn't cool, dude

more like a Cold Stone dummy, am I right?

Between the fires and these protests, I hope this year teaches everyone that most of the shit talking you hear about California and more specifically, LA, comes from racists and gentrifying transplants. Most people love living here and would do anything to protect it.

is it too late to make this the undercard for Fabian vs. Chungledown Bim?

Maria just told her it's called "Duck, Duck, Grey Duck"

Hi, it's me, a younger scientist, not feeling supported

A photograph of the box score from Game 1 of the NHL Western Conference Quarterfinals series between the Los Angeles Kings and the Edmonton Oilers, showing a 6-5 win to the good guys, but only just barely

Never going to forgive my freshman year roommate from Boston for teaching me to love this stupid, wonderful sport #GoKingsGo

A screenshot of a Bluesky post by OP indicating they are "in damn'd Ohio today"

YouTube video by LoadingReadyRun Somebody Has to Change

www.youtube.com/watch?v=64WF...

a man in a red shirt and yellow collar is juggling eggs Alt: a GIF of Gaston from Beauty and the Beast juggling eggs

People used to be able to grow to roughly the size of a barge by eating five dozen eggs every morning, but who can afford a diet like that now?

"Ah, yes, thank you for coming- I suppose you're wondering why I've gathered you all here this evening..."

Chance, water, chance!

the only way to stop a bad guy with an ableist slur is with a good guy with an ableist slur, clearly

This message of solidarity by American Jews with Mahmoud Khalil and the Palestinians is the best answer to the weaponizing of antisemitism by the Trump administration.

should've just given them the dollar, Sam...

Given parental mental health problems was the ACE most frequently reported in this study, and its cumulative effect was particularly apparent (consistent across outcomes and across cohorts), preventing parental mental illness and mitigating the impact on children is crucial tinyurl.com/2mc9pm73

stress baking, then delivering most of the resulting baked goods to friends so that stress eating doesn't swiftly follow