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Thinking about it, potato would probably be a great scent for deodorant. Who doesn’t love the smell of potato!?

But why would you smell like either!?

In the afternoon though I moved to the Operations Centre to work, the guys desk I was using didn’t smell of backed spud, it stunk of hot dogfood! Thought I was going to throw up at one point.

I was working in a server room this morning, with a guy that smelt of baked potato. No shit, it made my stomach growl. I don’t eat during the day, but this morning I really wanted to.

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Brilliant! Going to get myself a copy of this!

But I’ve given up on the album, and put an actual excellent Spanish language album, from last year, on the stereo, Rosalia - Lux

I don’t begrudge buying it though, he’s given me more enjoyment watching mouth-breathing yanks being performative outraged that he did the sports ball thing. So he’s earnt the little he’ll get from my purchase an iTunes.

Well I’ve tried that Bad Bunny album from last year, multiple play throughs. Not impressed, it’s fucking awful. He does that mong slurring thing that I fucking hate, that shit Billie Eyelash does.

It’s very good of Prince William to distance himself from his horrific uncle Andrew, while on a visit to hang out with journalist-murdering bastard Mohammed bin Salman. I

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Bought Bad Bunny’s latest album this morning, not listened to it yet. But all the hate online about him was just too much hype, I had to get it! Hopefully it’s not wank. Like his acting. He was proper dogshit in that hitmen-on-a-train movie.

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After seeing this kidnapping on the news, and Nancy Guthrie on the news I figured this was all BS, but if Fox News is saying the same, maybe I was wrong, I thought it was going to be another Shanon Mathews style thing.

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He’s pretty fucking good to be honest. I’m not sure I’m an actual fan. But I can’t help but sing along with some of them. And that one the monkey plays always sends a shiver when the drums kick in.

Not sure why, but this evening I’m in a Phil Collins mood. Don’t listen to him often, but once every couple of years or so I get the urge.

Does the heartbreak of being away from your kids ever subside?

I’ve no interest in being a millionaire, but fuck, I wish I had the money to be able to take a break from work for 4 years, until Remo starts school.

Well this bored me earlier. I loved Crystal Castles, and industrial stuff, so I’d thought these might be up my street. But nope, nothing new in their sound for me. I’ll give it a few more listens this week, in case it’s a grower.

Saving 4 & 5 for next weekend, looking forward to them, pretty much everyone has said they’re a vast improvement 👍

The wife was supposed to go back to work in January. I’m glad she didn’t want to. Fuck having a stranger bring up our child

I get why birth rates are falling, who’d want to bring a child into existence knowing they’re probably going to have to abandon it to child care or Nannie’s!? Capitalism is really not pro parents.

We have video chats through the week, when we can, but he’s too young to understand what they are.

When I get back he’s an emotional wreck for the first half hour.

For me and him, it devastates us both. And I can’t explain to him yet why I keep having to go away. Poor little fucker probably thinks I’m abandoning him.