If he has such big balls, why didnโt he kick everyoneโs ass?
Maybe a better name is No Balls
10.08.2025 17:52 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I make brown noise all the time. Just ask my girlfriend
07.08.2025 21:34 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
The other 82% is in the rotisserie chicken
07.08.2025 00:07 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
That man is such a twat
06.08.2025 17:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Gloves all the way off.
05.08.2025 01:19 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Wow that guy is a whiny little bitch. Painful.
04.08.2025 21:59 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Did you ever try a Killer Shake?
04.08.2025 21:54 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Probably farts
04.08.2025 04:34 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
What a fuckin twat
02.08.2025 23:16 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
GRIND CONGRESS TO A HALT AND SPEAK NOTHING BUT EPSTEIN UNTIL THIS ORANGE PIECE OF SHIT IS WEARING AN ORANGE JUMPSUIT
02.08.2025 18:13 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
FOR FUCKING REAL
02.08.2025 05:25 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
We are living in The Onion
02.08.2025 05:21 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I literally laughed out loud when I read this headline
02.08.2025 03:53 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
We are truly living in an Onion issue come to life
02.08.2025 03:51 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Now blow it the fuck up
31.07.2025 00:39 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Absolutely sickening.
30.07.2025 17:33 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Literally a bonded pair ๐ธ
30.07.2025 04:20 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
The more he talks, the tighter the noose he hangs himself with. Keep this motherfucker talking about it constantly.
29.07.2025 22:39 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Our chance to stop this was January 7th, 2021. All we can do now is watch as they pillage, plunder, and sell it all off for parts.
29.07.2025 21:36 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Iโm firmly in the camp that tattoos donโt have to mean shit. Sometimes cool art is just cool art.
28.07.2025 19:35 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
PRIVATE EQUITY KILLS EVERYTHING IT TOUCHES
28.07.2025 19:33 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Very cool! I bet that leather will wear nicely over time.
27.07.2025 18:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Dear god
24.07.2025 20:43 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
24.07.2025 18:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Lock the motherfuckers up
24.07.2025 01:26 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Elbow stink lol
23.07.2025 17:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Leopard, meet face
23.07.2025 17:32 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Seriouslyโtheyโre very handy.
21.07.2025 21:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
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