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@hightide.bsky.social

piece of shit urchin guy

33 Followers  |  73 Following  |  52 Posts  |  Joined: 27.07.2023  |  1.6139

Latest posts by hightide.bsky.social on Bluesky

new trend: 65. it's the latest tik tok craze that's taking the nation by storm.

24.10.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wasn't gonna drink tonight but i miss hhgregg so much

22.09.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

happy birthday amir

05.08.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

am i too late

24.07.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

for sale: gold armor. nether worn.

21.07.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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just designed a new pokemon: Unown-πŸ«ƒ

18.07.2025 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

can't play as a thwomp in mario kart world. what the fuck was even the point of making the game then

05.06.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

me: hey check out this straw
camel: *nervously* what kind of straw

30.05.2025 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i think if i was a minecraft dispenser and someone activated me with redstone i’d moan a lil bit

25.05.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i hate conditions. why can't things just happen

22.05.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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honestly y’all i would fuck up some ice soup rn i can’t even lie

10.05.2025 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they’re putting you in the sludge tomorrow. yeah, they’re gonna take you to the vat of sludge tomorrow and they’re gonna dunk you in there like an oreo.

11.04.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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every 7/11 in michigan got one of these inside

21.03.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

do it moonblast? or are you on the gleam team

07.03.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fun fact: it's actually impossible to delete your bluesky account! don't believe me? try it!

12.02.2025 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we in this shit like corn

05.02.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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work: starts at 9
me at 8:99:

17.01.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ah, WarioThere (found him)

11.01.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i haven't taken a shit in 21 years

01.01.2025 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

every 3d video game starting area got that one slightly elevated ledge with grass on it

27.12.2024 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Merry Christmas from Family Guy image with NoNamesWereLeftForMe lazily edited over the "Family Guy"

Merry Christmas from Family Guy image with NoNamesWereLeftForMe lazily edited over the "Family Guy"

25.12.2024 06:58 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

better to have been goated and washed than never to have been goated at all

24.12.2024 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lead a horse to water and he'll drink for the rest of his life

11.12.2024 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

one day you will solve your last daily wordle

05.12.2024 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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find luigi

03.12.2024 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

east clears imo

20.11.2024 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

top 10 simpsons moments

10. homer in space
9. bart prank calls moe
8. grandpa simpson falls asleep
7. bart and lisa
6. steamed food
5. cashier scans maggie at register
4. skateboarding bart
3. the simpsons on dvd
2. homer has a TRULY memorable moment
1. mr. burn

18.11.2024 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 11816    πŸ” 837    πŸ’¬ 530    πŸ“Œ 49
Screenshot of Mario Party 6 with a player highlighting the Mr. Blizzard Orb item that has the description "If an opponent lands on it, she'll lose all of her Orbs"

Screenshot of Mario Party 6 with a player highlighting the Mr. Blizzard Orb item that has the description "If an opponent lands on it, she'll lose all of her Orbs"

Why the fuck does Mr. Blizzard target women with his orb

17.11.2024 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Last night on Family Guy, Brian Griffin died. Retweet if you want him back.

14.11.2024 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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