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Great. Now I need a brow girl.

Sorry I didn’t get you anything this year

a dog wearing sunglasses and a blue shirt is sitting in a car with the words what 's up on the side ALT: a dog wearing sunglasses and a blue shirt is sitting in a car with the words what 's up on the side

‘Sup mothafukkaaaas

An American family fulfills their dream of moving back after inheriting a remote cabin in the mountains of Norway.THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE BARN Official Trai... THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE BARN Official Trailer (2023) Horror Movie HD

The upcoming Norwegian horror movie "There's Something in the Barn" has a trailer! And it looks fun!

Reskeet with a tweet you still think about

There was this failed attempt to shoot up Family Research Council over a decade ago but that’s about it. Of course Tony Perkins flipped his wig blaming SPLC among other orgs for inciting violence because that’s his job. www.cnn.com/2013/02/06/j...

A fictional boozer, user, and a loser who you would give an invite and a boot of scag to

Very disappointed in the lack of educational diversity in the Rainbow and Shadow High dolls. No STEM???

Yeah, the real test of AI doing creative shit is getting all butthurt when someone doesn't like it.

[scene of my murder]

DETECTIVE 1: victim sure had a lot of Beach House on vinyl

DETECTIVE 2: maybe the killer just couldn’t chill

DETECTIVE 1: or didn’t like the curation

DETECTIVE 2: look, Depression Cherry is all you need

DETECTIVE 1: [cocking gun] how did you know which album was missing

looks like an officer-involved chuting

Dawww, want to hug you close enough that my lips graze your ear and softly whisper “you need to brush this beard”

“That blonde hair so fake starting to doubt she’s Scandinavian.”
“Um, she’s Swiss, so she’s not.”
“I’m starting to doubt that, too.”

I don’t want it in my car! 🎵Winding your way down on Baker Street—🎶 ABSOLUTELY NOT EVER AGAIN GERRY

Thanks to Spotify DJ I am today years old learning there is such a thing as «yacht rock».

Grew up with the understanding it was called garbage soft rock not that it also had a classification. Damn.

Sucks this happened on your bday of all days

Jeg vet jeg vet men that ass.

Du mener…det er en sjanse? 😲

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Taking all balls to the face thank you

repost with a banger pic of you

Little Spark is here to welcome all the newskies 👋

Beatrix «Bebe» Kiddo emerged from her minkie cocoon to give thanks

Watching softball tournament:
Me: I hope she clobbers that ball at 3rd.
New BF: Okay
Me: In the chest.
NBF: ???
Me: And stops his heart.
NBF: We're officially watching way too much torture porn.

Love that new social media account smell