Sid Necromancy

Maybe Johnson is hoping that another nonagenarian Dem will die before he has to swear her in?

Shoulda put William Tecumseh Sherman in charge of Reconstruction.

I was hiking a pretty grueling mountain trail yesterday, and on my way down, I passed a young woman, instagram-cliché hat in hand, sitting down like she was going to die, while her boyfriend talked to her. That’s the kind of true commitment to the ‘gram that I frankly expect from more of you.

Sorry to bear the bad news, but Boston fans take comfort in any Yankees loss, even if the logical conclusion is that the Sox must suck worse.

It’s like MAGA rooting for inflation during the Biden Administration.

Well, yes, but it’s also about the battles one chooses to fight.

Like being the guy who corrects a grieving widow on her misuse of “whom.”

Meme of pepper spray cop, where instead of student protesters, he is depicted spraying the Constitution, surrounded by the Founding Fathers at the Constitutional Convention.

“Hello from the gutters of N.Y.C. which are filled with dog manure, vomit, stale wine, urine and blood.”

I miss that New York.

Snoopy, the cartoon dog, wearing sunglasses and a “Joe Cool” shirt, leaning on a tree, accompanied by his bird friend Woodstock.

Happy 75th to this cool character.

YouTube video by Cretchy Chretien (cr3tchy) Mary Kate and Ashley Olson - Gimme Pizza Song (Slowed Down)

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Ivana Trump shows Bob Vila the meaning of tasteful on a tour of Trump Tower

You see these poor guys out backpacking, recently out of the army, carrying like 80 pounds of equipment, when people are hiking from Mexico to Canada with a base weight of 13 pounds.

The Freedom Caucus has tacoed every time so far.

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Haven’t seen a virgin onscreen since Nancy Davis retired from acting to marry Ronald Reagan.

I keep going back and forth on the issue of waffles.

No need to edit their 60 Minutes interviews if they’re AI.

Currently running a double-blind study on this one (drinking red wine until I see double/go blind).

Brazil and Argentina, the latter of which we are also … bailing out?

Yes, very much looking forward to the stalwart Reaganites continuing to stand up to Trump.

I googled this just now, having never heard anything about Kent, and one book about the heist called him “funnier than Louie.”

And the husbands are fine, you say? Hm?

Did you try contacting Bose? They replaced a pair of sports earbuds for me with no proof of purchase years after they were made, after I confirmed that I tried all the tricks online to reset them.

Oh, I dunno, maybe at the grocery store, gas station or something?!

Ah, the memories of visiting Grandmother in northern New England for the holidays and enjoying the coziness of her … 10-foot plate glass window.

I listened to the podcast, and there was a hilariously self-unaware exchange where Klein says, “A lot of the country feels like we don’t like them. And I know that’s true, because I talked to … [wait for it] … the people who do focus groups and study them.”

Not talked to the people, mind you.

An edition of the Harvard Crimson student newspaper from 1968 bearing the headline, “Harvard Beats Yale, 29-29.”

When it’s time to (law)suit up against the reign.

The way I heard it about AC/DC: Three great chords, eight great albums.

“Father, forgive them, for they know not much of anything.”

25 or 6 to 4 people shoplifting in Chicago.