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@megustocarne.bsky.social

Updated Resume - - I make the computers go beep boop - - I make videos go talkie on the computer - - I make pictures and words on the computer - - I make some of the pages on the internet -

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Latest posts by megustocarne.bsky.social on Bluesky

That’s big news

10.09.2025 21:01 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Us right now

10.09.2025 18:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man wearing a pink hat and a black jacket is covering his mouth . ALT: a man wearing a pink hat and a black jacket is covering his mouth .

Okay, so: if a lot of last names derived from professions that people used to have (like “Smith” for the Blacksmith or “Fletcher” for an Arrow Maker),

Explain the last name “Dickinson”

10.09.2025 17:44 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Unable to render {children}…bummer

09.09.2025 17:34 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

“Little Hug” did more for me than therapy ever has 😫

08.09.2025 19:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.

07.09.2025 15:37 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And the forgotten Boring Stories to Tell In The Morning

04.09.2025 02:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
02.09.2025 17:22 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I laughed way too loud reading this…and now I have to explain this thread to coworkers

02.09.2025 17:19 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Vampire Weekend

02.09.2025 02:56 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

In this photo he’s pulling out his American Flag that he keeps in his pants

01.09.2025 20:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bet

31.08.2025 04:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I herald her Galactus till she Silver Surfers all over my Fantastic Four.

31.08.2025 02:20 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He was being such a BIG BABY!!!!

29.08.2025 15:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not as funny in real life

29.08.2025 04:16 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Some personal news: I am leaving SNL.

AMA

29.08.2025 03:17 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Honestly? I’m down…

29.08.2025 03:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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28.08.2025 14:37 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I know they exist but I have never been to one…in fact I don’t think I have ever even seen one…

27.08.2025 03:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’d also argue that those of us who braved the world with 9.1 pounds of computing power strapped to our backs…were built different…

24.08.2025 17:11 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

American Kitsch is such a vibe

24.08.2025 15:47 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man singing into a microphone with the words screaming loudly i cant wake up in yellow letters ALT: a man singing into a microphone with the words screaming loudly i cant wake up in yellow letters
23.08.2025 23:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a close up of a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and a green jacket . ALT: a close up of a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and a green jacket .

…is it “Bring me to Life”?

23.08.2025 23:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This but to the tune of “Bring me to Life”

23.08.2025 22:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What other organs of yours had Stanley Kubrick directed?

Because…jealous…

23.08.2025 20:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey it’s Carne from IT:

Listen, can we stop saying “Stakeholders”? Because it’s making me want to shove a stake through my holder…

20.08.2025 21:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man wearing a new england patriots hat and headphones says wow ALT: a man wearing a new england patriots hat and headphones says wow
20.08.2025 15:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fork rating?

20.08.2025 15:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Nailed it

18.08.2025 18:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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