Mafyoo

It'll be a lazy find and replace job to change every Trump to Rosie O'Donnell

(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men

I've been saying for a while that when a real conspiracy emerges the Conspiracy Theory Complex will be some of the least interested people in it, because the point of the Conspiracy Theory Complex is not to discover conspiracy but to create rationales to justify untenable beliefs.

Do you think any part of her is starting to regret that photo?

your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️

a “Space Force”, if you will

Great job to the Australian for making a sinister looking abc logo image for a story that has nothing to do with the abc

Days since an Australian university admitted to wage theft: 0

Hi, Jean. My friend is a Nigerian prince who needs to urgently retrieve $1,000,000 from an abandoned trust from his father.

If you can wire $5,000 today, you will be entitled to 35% of the trust. Please reply at your earliest convenience.

I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?

What has she ever done? Has she ever made the Hyperloop? You did. Has she ever invented self-driving cars? You did that. Has she ever taken humanity to Mars? That is an accomplishment you have pulled off, that she never will.

Zohran caught in LIES: Mamdani claims to have "loved Final Fantasy III" when he was growing up. yet research indicates that the game he played was in fact the SIXTH Final Fantasy game

METRO EXCLUSIVE Andrew Cuomo says he 'will move to Florida' if Zohran Mamdani becomes NYC mayor

My closing pitch to voters? “I will only live in this awful place if I rule over it”

The Sizzle is hands down Australia's best source of Clippy mpreg fan fic. If you've not subscribed already, what are you waiting for?

Barnaby Joyce being disloyal? doesn't sound like the families man we all know

On the other hand, it's been a long time since someone from The Australian turned up and found themselves the smartest person in the room

A former colleague worked for Adani in the early 2010's and their CFO was open about these strategies. They control every aspect of the supply chain and can choose when and where to declare their profits. Our politicians were fully aware of this when they approved the mine

Drawing of an anthropomorphic owl dressed as a medieval knight

Like this little chap?

yeah me too mate, that's why we're both at the local library

It’s so embarrassing for us as a species that our next major economic crash is gonna be because of the ‘gamer company selling chips to billionaires so they can make ai girlfriends to jack off to’ bubble bursting

t? Elon Musk reposted Steak 'n Shake • @SteaknShake X.com The flag installations have begun at Steak n Shake. Every Steak n Shake is getting the tallest and biggest American flag that local governments will allow! Steak n Shake proudly supports American values and traditions.

From the folks who brought you “stop virtue signaling”…

I need to know who put the money up for all this media placement of a non story this week

Following so quickly on the back of his AI comments, too. Usually we only get one shit take per year from Cave

Serif fonts, people! At least until this AI nonsense is done and dusted

he asked for the Girlfriend Experience so I had a panic attack and made him drive me to the ER and wait with me for 6 hours for them to tell me I'm fine

Sky News Australia Sky News Australia admits editorial failure after guest insults Islam while wearing bacon-covered shirt Host Freya Leach sat silently while Ryan Williams called Muslims terrorists and explained he ‘wore’ bacon to protect himself from alleged threats of beheading Sign up for Guardian Australia’s free weekly media newsletter here Amanda Meade Media correspondent Mon 22 Sep 2025 03.33 EDT Sky News Australia has admitted a failure of editorial process allowed a guest to deliver a highly offensive diatribe against Islam while wearing a shirt festooned with raw bacon rashers.

sky news australia having a normal one

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Smart move leaving out twitter where not a single nazi goes to hangout

I hear Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.

the Weinstein guy is truly incredible. at least the guys who get driven insane by chatGPT and think they've invented a new type of physics were driven insane by chatGPT. this guy deluded himself into believing he invented a new type of physics without any type of robot gassing him up

What would Orwell think about a huge face on a gigantic screen telling a crowd of people they should wage war on foreigners and dissidents? No way of knowing, I guess.