Stella Ciao 🏳️‍⚧️

Photo of NBC’s exit poll data (from my work laptop, lol) showing Mamdani splitting the straight vote equally with Cuomo, but taking the LGBTQ+ vote by more than 5:1. Even though the LGBTQ+ slice is only 14% of the population, they were a LANDSLIDE in his favor.

This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.

Yeah I haven't seen them in a decade or so! They were still great and they signed a vinyl I bought

Had to share this from twitter just because

Had a great time seeing The Faint last night and getting dolled up

Rudy Giuliani on Facebook posting a photo of the twin towers burning on 911 superimposed with his own face and the message "New York, you forgot"

Checking in on Rudy Giuliani, I see he's having an insane one

I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.

Cheney in the dirt, Zohran winning the race, and I'm dating a lovely woman now. Everything's coming up Milhouse 😌

Does that mean we can split custody as a technicality

dark souls font “ELECTED” over an image of zohran mamdani

he should turn times square back into porn theaters and strip clubs

By someone named Pure-Evil. Coincidence?? Right wing grifters, hire me to write sound bites for you so you can keep losing and embarrassing yourselves.

a man in a military uniform is holding two guns and wearing a beret with the letter f on it ALT: a man in a military uniform is holding two guns and wearing a beret with the letter f on it

Curtis Sliwa after calling to congratulate Zohran

🗣🗣MAKE CURTIS SLIWA THE RAT CZAR

THIS BREAKING NEWS JUST IN:

Henry Kissinger is still dead.

BREAKING: Starbucks workers have just authorized a massive strike.

Union Starbucks baristas voted to authorize the strike by 92%.

Now baristas in over 25 cities could launch an unfair labor practice strike on Thursday, November 13th.

It's finally my time

Orange background illustration of a black cat, sporting a star and moon witchy hat, a vest with patches, bandana around their neck, a pair of jeans with a rip and the left knee and some fancy shoes. Text written on the right saying. “ National black cat day. “

Happy National Black Cat Day! 🐈‍⬛

Big if true

Sumo wrestlers enjoying Stonehenge

Sumo wrestlers having fun posing with Stonehenge

Sumo wrestlers having fun posing with Stonehenge

Sumo wrestlers posing like The Beatles on Abbey Road

I am living for the sumo wrestlers having fun playing tourists while preparing for the sumo tournament in London

REPORT: Princess Peach’s New Album, “Life of a Toadgirl” Features Track Entitled “Pipe” That Describes Mario’s Penis in Excruciating Detail.

This era of humanity, with our impending climate disaster, feels like being tied to a chair forced to watch people try to defuse a bomb, and with 10 seconds left they just start fighting each other instead.

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

I am wolfing out respectfully 😌

Oslo University Hospital caught using trans patients' journals for research purposes:
- Without the patients' consent to participate in research
- Affecting minors
- 1700 of them
- Taking highly sensitive information from said journals

This is a HUGE breach.

Apple did something very similar to the people of Hong Kong in 2019, removing an app that allowed protesters to track police movements via crowdsourced information:

gizmodo.com/apple-sells-...

if your friend won’t jack you off is that really your friend